I'm beginning to think I'll never have a Boyfriend

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14 Jul 2006, 11:56 pm

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I think it's quite unlikely that I will find a guy that can turn me on really well, and is in love with me, whom I love back.

But i'm more than prepared to live alone with some pets.


Don't worry hale, I shall purchase a "Charlie" for you:

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

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OH MY GOD!! do they offer financing for those things?? I'd have to sell my firstborn to a guy named "Rumplestilskin" to afford one of those!! !


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15 Jul 2006, 2:12 pm

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OH MY GOD!! do they offer financing for those things?? I'd have to sell my firstborn to a guy named "Rumplestilskin" to afford one of those!! !

I was unaware that they displayed the price. Oh I see, if you go through the whole doll configuration and ordering system, then you can see the price at the end.

So you actually configured and tried to order your realdoll, and then discovered that the price begins at US$6000, and you were plunged into despair?

Your heartfelt plea touched me. Not enough to convince me to purchase a realdoll for you as well as hale_bopp, but I will purchase the "Booby Balls" and "Glowcock" accessories for you :)



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16 Jul 2006, 1:54 am

What would we do without you?? :wink: :lol:

Just for the record, you can look up the prices of those things without ordering one. You just click on options.


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16 Jul 2006, 2:27 am

CockneyRebel, everyone is interesting. It doesn't matter if a girl has short hair or doesn't wear makeup, I've dated girls who didn't wear a single bit of makeup, and believe me, it doesn't matter. In fact, I'd like to add that girls with short hair look very very nice :oops: :P hehe

What matters is what's inside you, what you have to offer. Maybe you'll think "but I have nothing to offer", but what about all your values, all your beliefs, everything that you care or love?



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16 Jul 2006, 12:04 pm

hale_bopp wrote:
I think it's quite unlikely that I will find a guy that can turn me on really well, and is in love with me, whom I love back.

But i'm more than prepared to live alone with some pets.


Wow! That's awesome. It's nice to know that in a few decades several dozen cats are going to have a nice home.

I just didn't picture hale going down as a creepy old cat lady. :?



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16 Jul 2006, 6:37 pm

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Just for the record, you can look up the prices of those things without ordering one. You just click on options.

Oh, I did not know that. You seem to be very proficient and knowledgeable about that website :)



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16 Jul 2006, 7:12 pm

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Oh, I did not know that. You seem to be very proficient and knowledgeable about that website :)


No, not that EXACT website. It's similar to one that I was looking for a Sheep love doll. :roll:

You know when it comes to love with an inflate-a-mate, my philosophy is:

FOUR LEGS GOOD! TWO LEGS BAD!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol:


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17 Jul 2006, 4:41 pm

When I was looking for a gf I wasn't focused on finding the prettiest make up wearing girl out their that was pure and everything else many guys seem to want. I was looking a girl with a great heart that could give back the love that I expressed for her. I think its more important to find someone that can complete you body and soul, but in this world there is a lot of superficial guys out there. Don't let this break your heart though. I am caucasian, and was looking for an Asian girlfriend that could complete me in more ways than one. We started off as friends and got to know each other more. She had some flaws, but so did I and thats what made it work. We were willing to accept each others differences and work through the good and the bad. Here's some advice though regarding finding the right guy. Make sure on the first date or first meeting him that you don't tell him all your problems all at once. Be sure to tell him all your interests however small you think they are. Us guys can get scared off if were are told on the first date that our date wants an immediate relationship, so just take it slow. I have been in this relationship with my NT Asian girlfriend for almost 2 and a half years and all I can say is that it has been fullfilling. I had some really rough times almost a year in the relationship. My dad died from cancer a year and a half ago, and I felt sad but she helped me through some of the pain. It was weird though cus I didn't dwell into a depressive state over it like many who lost a parent at my age would...I'm 24 as of this August, and when I look back at it I took it very well...maybe its because I'm an Aspie. The point is that there will be good times and bad. You will find someone though, cus I think there is someone out there for everyone. By the way, I wish they'd have those double decker buses here cus I've never been on one before. :) Stay confident, and strong, and keep busy.