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17 Aug 2006, 2:57 pm

Werbert, you narcissistic pig! stop oggling yourself and look into my deep blue eyes so that you may become enchanted by their profound beauty. I love you Werbert and I want you to pork me all day and night. my penis is drips with semen just thinking about your hairy, wet dick and how it would be so pleasurable just to suck it bone dry. also, you can suck the chum from my rectal cavity and then you can lick me all over with you feces coated tongue. Oh werber I desire you. :lol: :wink: :lol:

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17 Aug 2006, 3:32 pm

Felching wrote:

Why am I not surprised this post came from a person who named himself after one of the most despicable sexual acts?

Flattery will get you nowhere, beautiful.

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17 Aug 2006, 6:28 pm

Felching wrote:

I love you Werbert and I want you to pork me all day and night. my penis is drips with semen just thinking about your hairy, wet dick and how it would be so pleasurable just to suck it bone dry. also, you can suck the chum from my rectal cavity and then you can lick me all over with you feces coated tongue.

Now THAT'S what I call flirting :lol:

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17 Aug 2006, 6:29 pm

"...the most despicable sexual acts..."

Okay, okay, enlighten me!

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17 Aug 2006, 6:33 pm

en_una_isla wrote:

"...the most despicable sexual acts..."

Okay, okay, enlighten me!

Are you sure you want to know?
http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Felching

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17 Aug 2006, 6:35 pm

Before I click on it, tell me in your own words. :twisted:

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17 Aug 2006, 6:38 pm

No, I'm afraid I haven't got the words, I just work at the Library. Oh, and by the way, Hi Cutie!

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17 Aug 2006, 6:39 pm

Trust me. You don't want to know.

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17 Aug 2006, 6:42 pm

*clicks*

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17 Aug 2006, 6:45 pm

That page gives three definitions; one involving drinking "fluid," another involving rodents, and another involving poop. Which is accurate?

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17 Aug 2006, 6:45 pm

That was not the wise thing to do.

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17 Aug 2006, 6:50 pm

But which of those things to do you consider "the most despicable sexual act?"

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17 Aug 2006, 6:58 pm

Hi Cutie! Come here often? (I'm really bad at this flirting thing, not like the professional clowns. )

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17 Aug 2006, 7:02 pm

They are all rather unsavory, but the act I had in mind is covered under the first definition.

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17 Aug 2006, 7:03 pm

I have come here 1049 times... and I thought I wasn't orgasmic :roll: .

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17 Aug 2006, 7:07 pm

The boys have been dickin' each other for so long on this thread that I hardly noticed another woman walk into the room. You see what happens ladies, when you won't dance with the boys?

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