Bad Pickup Lines

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"Want a beer?"

"Wanna see my truck?"

"You got any tattoos?"

"Don't you know my first ex ole lady?"

"Didn't we hook up one time before?"

and the absolute worst one ever is......

"How much?"

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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

f**k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.

If I caught a star every time I saw your beauty, I'd have the night sky in both of my hands.

You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.

Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!

Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?

If I were you, I'd spend all day looking in the mirror!

You must be the cause of global warming!

You are so hot you're making the sun sweat!

I'll envite a hot guy over and he can go down on you while I tity f**k those lovly breasts of yours

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!

Hi, who's your friend?

Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

What's your sign?

Help! I can't find my keys but I would love to drive you like a car some time.

That dress your wearing would look better on the floor.

"What has two thumbs and needs a bj more than life itself?"

{thumbs up, pointing back at self}

"This guy!"

"Hey there, I'm a lawyer. I just came from court, and I'll be back in court when I'm done with you."
"Scheduled for a vaginal examination by an unlicensed doctor, are we?"
"Did you hear? No is the new yes. Yes is also yes. Want to have sex?"

You shouldn't use those if you're looking to get laid. Instead, use them to get to prison if you need to.

*points to her bootay* Nice buns! Can I have a bite?

If you were a pokemon I'd choose you.

Are you a hoover? I've heard when you are turned on, you don't stop sucking.

I never seen a vagina befor can I see what yours looks like