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Holmesian
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30 Nov 2014, 3:37 pm

AspieOtaku wrote:

Holmesian wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

Holmesian wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

Holmesian wrote:

Perhaps.

Are you...are you a fairy? *shivers* *hides*

Heavens, no. Probably for the best. I'd be the worst fairy ever.

.....so you wont cast evil spells or curses or bite me or do mean things? I guess my ex would hit the description but imo she would more hit the description of a demon, demons are much worse than fairies!

I most certainly will not. That bad, hmm? That's...that's actually rather horrible.

Yeah, she was mentally and physically abusive and has sexually assaulted me many times not good at all have flash backs of it but the bright side is she wont be bothering me anymore and Im still alive.

That's good, though. You'll meet someone nice. This is what I tell my friend, when she's in a bad mood-if the Joker can get a girlfriend, then that's proof that there really is someone for everyone.

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01 Dec 2014, 8:21 pm

What if I run into a woman and she starts to shove her tongue down my throat and embrace me with heavily breathing all of a sudden? Because some do that.... :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Holmesian
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01 Dec 2014, 9:41 pm

Oh, my...

Carry pepper spray.

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01 Dec 2014, 10:33 pm

Holmesian wrote:

Oh, my...

Carry pepper spray.

Will be sure too because they might be fairies!

It might be a fairys way of greeting and suckering me into a false relationship and take me for a not so fun ride!

Better yet I should bring bear spray its much stronger than normal pepper spray even though i do carry pepper spray it might have a better effect against fairies and demons!

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02 Dec 2014, 9:46 am

AspieOtaku wrote:

Holmesian wrote:

Oh, my...

Carry pepper spray.

Will be sure too because they might be fairies!

It might be a fairys way of greeting and suckering me into a false relationship and take me for a not so fun ride!

Better yet I should bring bear spray its much stronger than normal pepper spray even though i do carry pepper spray it might have a better effect against fairies and demons!

There you go!

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02 Dec 2014, 10:16 am

I know nothing about animae but this conversation is really cute.

All I can advise sweetheart is I love talking to people who know stuff about stuff I am into, but you would have to really make it obvious you were interested because before my fiancé I probably missed out on some great relationships because I didn't know I was being hit on lol.

For me and my partner Eharmony worked.

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02 Dec 2014, 1:22 pm

*looks over his shoulder and sees a beautiful woman who smiles at him* Eeeeeep!! ! ......*hides* :oops:

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02 Dec 2014, 2:55 pm

*sees a crowd of women* eeep! *runs*

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03 Dec 2014, 12:42 pm

AspieOtaku wrote:

What if I run into a woman and she starts to shove her tongue down my throat and embrace me with heavily breathing all of a sudden? Because some do that.... :oops:

Run as soon as her grip relents.
Or, you know... go with it. If you're relatively passive sometimes an aggressive SigOth can be handy.

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04 Dec 2014, 3:31 am

*sees a woman* HI!! !! ! *runs away and hides again* :oops:

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05 Dec 2014, 3:22 am

*comes out from hiding* what if...what if they want to snuggle with me after I invite them for a cup of coffee? D..dddd.does it mean they like me?*runs and hides again as he blushes profusely* :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Holmesian
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05 Dec 2014, 9:00 am

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*comes out from hiding* what if...what if they want to snuggle with me after I invite them for a cup of coffee? D..dddd.does it mean they like me?*runs and hides again as he blushes profusely* :oops:

Yes. Yes, it does.

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06 Dec 2014, 1:02 am

Holmesian wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

*comes out from hiding* what if...what if they want to snuggle with me after I invite them for a cup of coffee? D..dddd.does it mean they like me?*runs and hides again as he blushes profusely* :oops:

Yes. Yes, it does.

....but.....what if....what if it is a trap to draw me out and they catch me and throw me in a cage?

Holmesian
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06 Dec 2014, 8:58 am

AspieOtaku wrote:

Holmesian wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

*comes out from hiding* what if...what if they want to snuggle with me after I invite them for a cup of coffee? D..dddd.does it mean they like me?*runs and hides again as he blushes profusely* :oops:

Yes. Yes, it does.

....but.....what if....what if it is a trap to draw me out and they catch me and throw me in a cage?

1) Kidnapping is illegal.

2) You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

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06 Dec 2014, 10:32 am

This kind of reminds me of myself lol. Except I somehow managed to get a girlfriend. One who's actually pretty, and smart, and definitely out of my league :oops: But I can actually share my anime and gaming obsessions with her because she likes that stuff too! Most importantly she doesn't run away from my weirdness. Actually, even to this day, I'm not sure how this happened, or why she's with me I'm still waiting for the catch. Anyway my point is that there's hope for everyone

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07 Dec 2014, 2:12 am

Holmesian wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

Holmesian wrote:

AspieOtaku wrote:

*comes out from hiding* what if...what if they want to snuggle with me after I invite them for a cup of coffee? D..dddd.does it mean they like me?*runs and hides again as he blushes profusely* :oops:

Yes. Yes, it does.

....but.....what if....what if it is a trap to draw me out and they catch me and throw me in a cage?

1) Kidnapping is illegal.

2) You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

From what I hear chocolate drives the women mad!

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