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18 Aug 2015, 4:42 pm

Peacesells wrote:
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I guess a good pickup line is a gross line showing how gross you can afford to be, because you're so valuable you can and do get laid anyway.

Not at all, people here are just joking.

(With a sad look on the face) Inheriting fifty million dollars doesn't make you happy after all, if you have a weak heart like mine... :(


Is that supposed to be a pickup line?

Yes why?


I don't get it. Not a good line for a nurse - I thought you might have had a legitimate health problem.


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18 Aug 2015, 4:43 pm

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Hey baby! Fool around on the first date? Works every time.


Gotta wash my hair tonight.


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18 Aug 2015, 4:47 pm

My wife used to tell me " Not with you, sailor boy ". How rude!


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18 Aug 2015, 4:54 pm

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Not a good line for a nurse - I thought you might have had a legitimate health problem.

Awww thanks for worrying. :)
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I don't get it.

It's a joke about goldiggers. The guy implies that he is rich and won't live for long (because of his heart issues), so if she gets to be his woman she will soon inherit his money. He is not ill for real, he just says that to hook her up for the night.



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18 Aug 2015, 5:14 pm

Mathematics pick-up lines:

Are you 90 degrees? Because you are looking right.

I could I know hundreds of digits of pi but not know the 7 digits of your phone number.

If I was sin^2(x) and you were cos^2(x) together we'd be one.

Slightly dirty:

I wish I could plug my solution into your equation.

Let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.


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18 Aug 2015, 5:29 pm

Peacesells wrote:
Not at all, people here are just joking.


I know they are. That doesn't invalidate my conclusion.


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18 Aug 2015, 5:34 pm

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I know they are. That doesn't invalidate my conclusion.

Yes it does. People don't use these pick-up lines.



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18 Aug 2015, 5:37 pm

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Are you 90 degrees? Because you are looking right.


Am I the only one anticipating the reply, "You must be more than 90 degrees, because you sure sound obtuse, dude."?


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18 Aug 2015, 5:39 pm

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Yes it does. People don't use these pick-up lines.


No, because I didn't hipothesize they do.


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18 Aug 2015, 5:46 pm

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Yes it does. People don't use these pick-up lines.


No, because I didn't hipothesize they do.
It's not as you say, these pick-up lines (the gross ones in this thread) have nothing to do with getting laid. They are just jokes made to make people laugh.
Actual pick-up lines are often not gross.



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18 Aug 2015, 5:59 pm

Rudin wrote:
Mathematics pick-up lines:

Are you 90 degrees? Because you are looking right.

I could I know hundreds of digits of pi but not know the 7 digits of your phone number.

If I was sin^2(x) and you were cos^2(x) together we'd be one.

Slightly dirty:

I wish I could plug my solution into your equation.

Let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.


Those could actually work with smart girls. :D


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18 Aug 2015, 6:02 pm

That's why showing you can afford to be gross is so impressive. In the long run, it's a display of biological fitness hard to fake, because the cost, as measured by lost opportunities, would be far too high for someone who isn't that fit.

PS -- This was for Peacesells.


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18 Aug 2015, 6:18 pm

Spiderpig wrote:
That's why showing you can afford to be gross is so impressive. In the long run, it's a display of biological fitness hard to fake, because the cost, as measured by lost opportunities, would be far too high for someone who isn't that fit.

PS -- This was for Peacesells.

Again, these are not pick-up lines, they are jokes. People generally don't say such things to hook girls up. Let's not turn this thread into another boring analysis of alpha behaviour, because it has nothing to do with it.



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18 Aug 2015, 6:59 pm

nurseangela wrote:
Rudin wrote:
Mathematics pick-up lines:

Are you 90 degrees? Because you are looking right.

I could I know hundreds of digits of pi but not know the 7 digits of your phone number.

If I was sin^2(x) and you were cos^2(x) together we'd be one.

Slightly dirty:

I wish I could plug my solution into your equation.

Let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.


Those could actually work with smart girls. :D


Girls in highschool will understand most of these.

You don't have to be smart to understand these except for one or two maybe.


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18 Aug 2015, 7:04 pm

Spiderpig wrote:
Rudin wrote:
Are you 90 degrees? Because you are looking right.


Am I the only one anticipating the reply, "You must be more than 90 degrees, because you sure sound obtuse, dude."?


I anticipated that reply as well.


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19 Aug 2015, 12:13 am

Peacesells wrote:
Again, these are not pick-up lines, they are jokes.


Again, I never claimed otherwise.

Peacesells wrote:
People generally don't say such things to hook girls up.


I'm sure someone sometimes does. Of course they don't most of the time; that's why doing it is a display that you can afford it.

Peacesells wrote:
Let's not turn this thread into another boring analysis of alpha behaviour, because it has nothing to do with it.


I don't find it boring, and I think it has everything to do with it.


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