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09 May 2007, 3:40 pm

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Jesus was gay.


Nah, couldn't have been. He was doinking Mary Magdalene when the disciples weren't looking ;)


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09 May 2007, 3:41 pm

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I read it in the Bible.


Hmm...someday I'll have to reread the dirty parts.

Yeah, I only read the good bits.
And I'll settle for a lesbian as well.



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09 May 2007, 3:42 pm

MrSinister wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Jesus was gay.


Nah, couldn't have been. He was doinking Mary Magdalene when the disciples weren't looking ;)

OK Jesus was a bisexual swinger then. :D



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09 May 2007, 3:42 pm

Sopho wrote:
calandale wrote:
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I read it in the Bible.


Hmm...someday I'll have to reread the dirty parts.

Yeah, I only read the good bits.
And I'll settle for a lesbian as well.


So would I. Except there's only one that I want, and I'll never have her :cry:


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09 May 2007, 3:44 pm

MrSinister wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Jesus was gay.


Nah, couldn't have been. He was doinking Mary Magdalene when the disciples weren't looking ;)


Who says they weren't looking? And you know the son of God got as much tail as he wanted.


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09 May 2007, 3:45 pm

I reckon they were all in on it.



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09 May 2007, 3:46 pm

TruenoBlues wrote:
MrSinister wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Jesus was gay.


Nah, couldn't have been. He was doinking Mary Magdalene when the disciples weren't looking ;)


Who says they weren't looking? And you know the son of God got as much tail as he wanted.


:lol: "Sleep with the Son of Man, and I tell you that thou shalt be saved!"

Must have been the best chat-up line ever :)


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09 May 2007, 3:51 pm

MrSinister wrote:
TruenoBlues wrote:
MrSinister wrote:
Sopho wrote:
Jesus was gay.


Nah, couldn't have been. He was doinking Mary Magdalene when the disciples weren't looking ;)


Who says they weren't looking? And you know the son of God got as much tail as he wanted.


:lol: "Sleep with the Son of Man, and I tell you that thou shalt be saved!"

Must have been the best chat-up line ever :)


I've GOT to try that.



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09 May 2007, 11:09 pm

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It shouldn't really matter.

I'm a christian, but I don't judge people based on whether they believe or not, or whether or not they're bi, gay or lesbian. that doesn't matter to me.

what matters to me is people who are judgmental, and those out there that try and tell others that being a certain way is a sin, like being gay or bi, that is a sin. I don't by that at all, its like saying being Mormon is a sin(and to any Mormons here or Jehova's witnesses or anyone who is of a different sect of christianity I make no offense to you) and that you should become something else. That is what I find offensive.

I've gone through this debate several times this past year. I go to a chrstian college and twice this year we've had people come to this school to talk about how being Gay is wrong. well one day I went to the lunch talk back sesh and I said that Christians are bigots then, because we're telling those who are Gay or whatever to not to be, yet we're shelling the S*** out of people across the ocean for beliving in a total different relgion then us and not treating women the way we do. I call that bigoted.

I'm a Christian, but I'm the type who isn't all goody goody, and praying all the time. I believe in God, but that doesn't mean I go to church all the time, I'm someone who believes that we follow our own path, and where it leads us is where we want to go, and if we get hooked and snared along the way by things, then it is our perogative to learn from those things.

that is my Kokaro.


this is an add on to what I said earlier.

It shouldn't matter.

It shouldn't matter if you're a white person dating a black person, or a white person dating a jewish person or anything like that.

what should matter is where your heart is in the matter.

This is what I believe. I'm christian, but I don't go shoving stuff like what many of you mentioned earlier down people's throats. I'm very tolerant of others, very very tolerant and I have many friends and collegues who are Bi, gay, or Lesbian.

What above all else should matter is that you want to date or you want to be with whatever person you like because you like them, not because you can't find someone else.

now I know that sometimes I come off as weird and odd on the board(refering to the telepathy thread), but this is something that I excell very well in to help others understand what they want, and not what they should have.

That is what I believe.

and if I could make the world understand that, just any of these things that I mentioned, I think we would be able to obtain world peace. That is my ultimate wish. My only wish.


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10 May 2007, 6:54 am

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There's this saying "I'm going to start being a satanist the day you prove the bible is true"... I like it. :lol:

Satanists are misunderstood. If you read up on Satanism, you'll find that a lot of it is actually more enlightened than Christianity.



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10 May 2007, 8:33 am

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There's this saying "I'm going to start being a satanist the day you prove the bible is true"... I like it. :lol:

Satanists are misunderstood. If you read up on Satanism, you'll find that a lot of it is actually more enlightened than Christianity.


This is true. I am friends with two of them, and they are NOTHING like what people believe they are.


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10 May 2007, 8:45 am

TruenoBlues wrote:
Demonic_Duck wrote:
Eller wrote:
There's this saying "I'm going to start being a satanist the day you prove the bible is true"... I like it. :lol:

Satanists are misunderstood. If you read up on Satanism, you'll find that a lot of it is actually more enlightened than Christianity.


This is true. I am friends with two of them, and they are NOTHING like what people believe they are.

It is still a religion of sorts. It has a fixed doctrine, based on one person's creative ideas that can't be re-written. Or maybe you could call it a role play game.



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10 May 2007, 9:31 am

0_equals_true wrote:
TruenoBlues wrote:
Demonic_Duck wrote:
Eller wrote:
There's this saying "I'm going to start being a satanist the day you prove the bible is true"... I like it. :lol:

Satanists are misunderstood. If you read up on Satanism, you'll find that a lot of it is actually more enlightened than Christianity.


This is true. I am friends with two of them, and they are NOTHING like what people believe they are.

It is still a religion of sorts. It has a fixed doctrine, based on one person's creative ideas that can't be re-written. Or maybe you could call it a role play game.

That's not a bad thing in itself though. So long as you don't accept that person's creative ideas as unquestionably and infallibly true, that's okay.



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10 May 2007, 2:50 pm

TruenoBlues wrote:
Demonic_Duck wrote:
Eller wrote:
There's this saying "I'm going to start being a satanist the day you prove the bible is true"... I like it. :lol:

Satanists are misunderstood. If you read up on Satanism, you'll find that a lot of it is actually more enlightened than Christianity.


This is true. I am friends with two of them, and they are NOTHING like what people believe they are.


Indeed. I have a friend who is a LaVeyan satanist (I think that's the term, anyway), and she's a lovely person who I absolutely adore. Devil-worship does not factor into her philosophy at all.


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10 May 2007, 5:01 pm

Demonic_Duck wrote:
0_equals_true wrote:
TruenoBlues wrote:
Demonic_Duck wrote:
Eller wrote:
There's this saying "I'm going to start being a satanist the day you prove the bible is true"... I like it. :lol:

Satanists are misunderstood. If you read up on Satanism, you'll find that a lot of it is actually more enlightened than Christianity.


This is true. I am friends with two of them, and they are NOTHING like what people believe they are.

It is still a religion of sorts. It has a fixed doctrine, based on one person's creative ideas that can't be re-written. Or maybe you could call it a role play game.

That's not a bad thing in itself though. So long as you don't accept that person's creative ideas as unquestionably and infallibly true, that's okay.

They promote individuality, but personally I think it is more original to be yourself.



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11 May 2007, 6:51 pm

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Why would God punish someone for not liking men? Men are vile, stupid, and violent creatures. Sometimes it perplexes me that there are women in this world who are straight.


Not all of us are like that. But I do agree that it is strange that so many women are straight, given how much more beautifulmthe female body is.


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