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28 Dec 2020, 9:39 am
That will most likely be your last mistake. I may look like an angel but I can't play the harp like one.
You will start to bleed out of your ears if I'm playing the harp until you are bloodless thing on the ground and helpless begging for mercy and not touching the harp anymore. The ears of you toy bat will most likely turn inside or fall off.
Sorry - but I know me and once I'm obsessed with playing then I'll do until it rocks and the sound makes your golden eggs jump and break and kills whatever is inside of them ...
But don't worry. It's still better if I'm trying to play a harp then me starting with singing ... 
You might not be one now but you're turning into such an angel when I'm skywalking over you.
Not one doubt, we can make more eggs, not gonna need to be morning either. By then we'll have insomnia, I'll serve you the tea and night treat.
You'll have to buy me a new toy if you break it, or I will break yours.
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28 Dec 2020, 9:47 am
In real life, if you did what the guys in most sh_tty rom-coms do, you'd be labled a stalker and written-off as a creep.
I feel sorry for the guys that fall for this crap.
I guess you are right. The big question that remains is why especially women are as much into watching that crap. Many rom-coms are as oily and fatty as Disney movies and it's really hard to get rid of the stains in the carpet under that TV afterwards. Is that part of that masochism that some women are into? Is their pain the reason why some of them are even in tears afterwards? I know that a bit of pain can be a turnon for some women ...
Most likely because they fantasize to receive such romantic gestures from a hot guy they like, like the actor they're watching, and not by someone plain like you or me. lol
A little wink from you is much better, honestly. Now if you stuck out your tongue and panted like a dog in heat, that would be amazing.
I actually fantasize about the both of you.
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28 Dec 2020, 10:14 am
Bouquets of roses is slacking off on romance, in real life people need to be more creative and invested.
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28 Dec 2020, 12:08 pm
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28 Dec 2020, 12:12 pm
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28 Dec 2020, 1:02 pm
In real life, morning breath would kill you.
Not if you snug real tight and whisper into each other's ear.
If you take a mint or a quick mouth spray.
If you have your partner sleeping on the floor in the leash.
If you gag them and make them use an ouija board.
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28 Dec 2020, 4:07 pm
You'll have to buy me a new toy if you break it, or I will break yours.
Don't worry as long as you are brave and preparing the tea and the meals in the kitchen I'm like an angel and even help you to replace your broken toys there. You may totally catch me with good cooking and being nice to me. There is no reason to make me angry on you.
Time for my meal of fresh raw meat now ...
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28 Dec 2020, 4:30 pm
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28 Dec 2020, 7:30 pm
An older charming man falls in love with a just as charming younger woman.
(And vice-versa! )
A socially awkward teenage boy falls for a popular charismatic girl at his school.
They become an item instantly! 
(This would not work at all because IMO, what would the reactions from other peers be?)
28 Dec 2020, 8:00 pm
(And vice-versa!
)A socially awkward teenage boy falls for a popular charismatic girl at his school.
They become an item instantly!
(This would not work at all because IMO, what would the reactions from other peers be?)
Such things are rare but exist. It's usually the people around who have a mental problem with that. But it rarely happens the way of Hollywood movies for sure.
28 Dec 2020, 9:23 pm
28 Dec 2020, 11:22 pm
Do you want some Hackepeter? It's really awfully tasty.
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29 Dec 2020, 1:50 am
29 Dec 2020, 9:40 am
Horny people.
Where?
Please make them go ...Am I on my own here afterwards?
Hey - where are you all suddenly?
29 Dec 2020, 10:17 am
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29 Dec 2020, 2:18 pm
Horny people.
Horny is a state. Aroused is a reaction.
Horny refers simply to the genitals.
High refers to the feeling.
Obsession and addiction refers to autism. ;D
Purring refers to kitty cats. Rottweilers refer to heated chasers. Heroes are not villains.
Pet me or I'll eat your fishy fin. Tarzan from the jungle rules.
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