Where is the worst place to find a partner?

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I've been to lots of nude beaches but most of them were for gay men.
They didn't react in that way to each other, either.

In fact they were less creepy than beaches with bikinis.

This isn’t about creepiness per se. I just don’t think a nude beach is an ideal place to find a romantic partner and hit it off with them. There’s too much (potential) awkwardness IMO.

Last edited by TwilightPrincess on 26 Jul 2022, 12:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I will take your word for it.  I have been to only one nude beach, and only because I was hiking around one of the Seychelle islands.

I agree totally.

I just had a series of flashbacks about all the stupid things I've done in my life, to appease my gay boyfriends.

I'm kind of running through the trainwreck of my own life here, whether it's with partners or male friends.

Another place that may be especially bad for finding a partner would be a casino -- a place full of chain-smokers, alcoholics, and compulsive gamblers.

A divorce court.

We are all born nude.

I agree.

I don’t really “get” the concept of gambling. It just seems like a really bad idea.

I wasn’t.

In hospital while wearing their stupid butt revealing gown.

That image…

I’ve had a few disastrous relationships
through meeting them in various scenarios which were described in this thread.

Driving around the city naked, late at night.
Jacking off in front of someone's door for exhibitionist thrills.
Taking photos of children.
Adjusting the contrast on his dick pics.
Buying stilettos for himself.
Pan-frying his testicles.
Selling your kids' electronics in a pawn shop.
Soaking his hard drive in acid before driving over it.
Rolling his car on top of your dog.
Striking young cyclists when drunk, and blaming them.
On your computer, stealing your identity and your home.



*Now I'm on a roll. Please send sedatives.

Last edited by IsabellaLinton on 26 Jul 2022, 12:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I was on a nude beach when the Son of Sam was caught in 1977. There were women there----but it was mostly gay men.

This is where I learned that "nudity," per se, really wasn't all that thrilling.

Did you meet a partner at this nude beach?

Compiled list of Worst Places To Find A Partner

• Addiction support group
• Adult book & novelty store
• Anger management support group
• Any place if he or she is drunk, stoned, unconscious, or otherwise unable to give consent
• Bar, pub, or dance/nightclub
• Casino (e.g., full of chain-smokers, alcoholics, and compulsive gamblers)
• Civil or criminal court (especially during your trial)
• Co-dependency support group
• Crypto-zoology club
• Crypto-zoology meeting
• Dating app
• Dating app or website
• Divorce court
• Drug rehab center
• Emergency room
• Fight club
• Fraternity / sorority party
• Funeral
• Gaming convention
• Gun show
• Homeless encampment
• ICE holding facility
• Incel-dominated websites, forums, and threads
• Job interview
• Massage parlor
• Meeting of any racial-supremacist group
• Monster truck rally / NASCAR event
• Morgue / Mortician's convention
• New-Age event
• One's own bedroom
• Place of employment
• Planned Parenthood clinic
• Police line-up
• Porn studio
• Post-apocalyptic hellscape
• POW camp or Prison
• Psych ward
• PUA-dominated website, forum, and thread
• Republican National Convention
• Sex-offender registry
• Singles / Swingers club
• Star Trek convention
• STD / STI clinic
• Strip bars
• The Bachelor / Bachelorette show
• UFO club
• Van down by the river
• Wedding Reception
• Wherever the voices in your head tell you to look

Note: I did not include everything posted so far because some of them referred only to situations, and not places.

Last edited by Fnord on 26 Jul 2022, 1:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.