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03 Dec 2007, 12:36 pm

Whoops I did it again :oops:

I don't know why HE would want to bring a camera, though.

In Spanish, I believe that Tequila is a feminine noun.



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03 Dec 2007, 1:33 pm

pandabear wrote:
Whoops I did it again :oops:

I don't know why HE would want to bring a camera, though.


As I said, "Ahead, creep-factor: 100!"

pandabear wrote:
In Spanish, I believe that Tequila is a feminine noun.


I've already seen him razzed about it once before.


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03 Dec 2007, 6:48 pm

May he should change it to "Tequilo", or "Tequila Monster", so that the guys would stop flirting with him.



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03 Dec 2007, 8:53 pm

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Typing in a computer isn't what I call flirting.

Also flirting has little to do with what you say. It's how you say it, your timing, and your eye-contact/body language. That's why 99% of us suck at it.



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03 Dec 2007, 8:56 pm

My wife said that she was attracted to me because I made her laugh. I do have a goofy sense of humour some times. Well, maybe about 95% of the time.



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04 Dec 2007, 7:56 am

pandabear wrote:
May he should change it to "Tequilo", or "Tequila Monster", so that the guys would stop flirting with him.


Maybe I should. I'm thinking about learning Spanish. But name changes aren't permissible here. So you'll have to get to for the time being. Sorry. Thanks for the hint, though.

(I really don't think you want to flirt with me anyways.)



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04 Dec 2007, 1:19 pm

Well, maybe we should turn it around and give the ladies a chance, then.

Ladies?

You are in a library right now, sitting at a table, and reading a book on Marshallian demand curves and herbal medicines. But, I've somehow distracted you, and you begin watching me closely, as I walk past, headed towards the shelves that contain the books on stamp collecting.

You can perceive through my loose fitting corduroy pants that I may have an acceptable butt.

You find my long hair, beard, and odd facial expression to be strangely attractive.

You continue to watch me as I begin browsing through the stamp-collecting books. You feel an irresistible urge to get to know me better.

You get up from your table, leave your book open behind, and approach me.

What do you do next?



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04 Dec 2007, 1:56 pm

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Captain Kink: "Ahead, creep-factor: 100!"

Nappa: "Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his creep level?"
Vegeta: "IT'S OVER 9000!! !!"


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05 Dec 2007, 8:54 am

Well, it looks like no-one really cared much for the library fantasy. :roll:

I'll try another.

We are on the beach in Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro. You see me relaxing under the shade of a coconut tree, and I am drinking a coconut. You admire my muscular body and bulging speedos.



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05 Dec 2007, 10:13 pm

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So, Batlady, let me tell you about my collection of fruit stickers. Just last week I bought some kiwi fruits. Usually, the stickers on the kiwi fruits have the number 4171. But, this time, the number was 4177. I was astonished, but I did not say anything to the grocer, or to the cashier. I did pay attention and note that 4177 did ring up as kiwi fruit. They were 79 cents a pound, and, the week before, they were selling them at 3 for a dollar. I've been collecting fruit stickers since I was 10. I used to ask my mom to buy one of every different variety of apple when we went to the store, so that I could have all of the stickers.

Uhm, so, if you want, you could come to my room and I could show you my collection and tell you about each one.


Amazing, I would pretty much fall in love right then and there.



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06 Dec 2007, 9:02 am

Yay! I Won!



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07 Dec 2007, 4:59 pm

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Yay! I Won!


You certainly did! Oh wait, now I did. :oops:


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07 Dec 2007, 9:52 pm

Ragtime wrote:
pandabear wrote:
Whoops I did it again :oops:

I don't know why HE would want to bring a camera, though.


As I said, "Ahead, creep-factor: 100!"

pandabear wrote:
In Spanish, I believe that Tequila is a feminine noun.


I've already seen him razzed about it once before.


Actually, I was wrong. I looked it up in a dictionary - "Tequila" is a masculine noun. :oops: :oops: :oops: