Reasons why you're a bad catch

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When people throw me, the other person falls over when trying to catch me.

1) sick&sarcastic sense of humor.
2) no faith in anyone or anything on this planet.
3) inate ability to creep you out.
4) negative outlook on economy, etc.
can't really think of anything else.

I am not good at sex, and do not even like it that much(would rather just drink and listen to music)
I am not very optimistic and I have a dark twisted sense of humour
I lack self confidence
I find if very hard/impossible to feel close to anyone

I could easily paint a wall of text on this one, but I'll try to hit the main reasons briefly.

- Old
- Moody
- Addicted to sleep
- Poor table manners
- Walks too fast
- Poor housekeeper
- Chronically medicated for depression
- Unrepentently anti-social
- Manipulative and meddlesome ex-wife
- Skinny in a bad way
- Bad teeth
- Bad posture
- Lacking emotional empathy
- No education
- No family
- Low self-esteem

Com'n get it ladies!

one reason is because i can not be "caught", so if anyone thought i was a "catch" (that they had caught me that is) then they would be disappointed in a short amount of time.

i do not bite hooks. i am not after bait. one can dangle their wares in front of my face, but i will never bite because i am feeding deep inside myself and i am stuffed full of all i want.

i have a special exception as far as tammy is concerned. i do love her and i see to her happiness.
she is like an innocent animal to me. she does not know how much more special she is to me than general mainstream people.

she does not like me to compare her with innocent animals because she does not feel the same way about innocent animals as i do.

tammy has a low IQ, and i feel alone in her company if i try to seek companionship, but i see her as someone i want to protect for all her life because she has none of what i find ugly in most humans.

i am not a good catch because i am not interested in anyone's "bait" (fake lures to trouble) and i do not bite.

Short, bad(in my opinion :\) teeth, insomnia so my eyes are puffy a lot, narcissistic, uh... No sex drive.

I was going to offer similar commentary though you beat me to the Punch, it's nice you care for your cat (I presume she's a cat, it's nice to know you realise your cat is a innocent animal what about the innocent animals you eat or are some animals more innocent than others in your eyes?

Did you see the Four Corners footage of "halal" slaughter in Indonesia? If industry and government can turn a blind eye to this shocking cruelty (and that footage wasn't the worst of it ) you can be certain somewhat similar practices are going on here.

Temple Grandin asked rightly how a rich country like Australia allow this to go on , well it's simple where the 'lucky country" and it's all about the economy Stupid. The "unlucky" Swiss outlawed halal slaughter , will the Aussies be brave enough to make those sorts of decisions of cause not the needs of millionaire grazers are far far far more important than welfare of animals are they not?

As some one with a stratospheric IQ B9 how can you claim your minor interests (satisfying a palate) be deemed more important than the major interests of an animal ie live pain free and stay alive. No intelligent person can ethically defend their position can they ?

Sorry if I sound self righteous and preachy I think we have a potential vegan in our ranks , with your high earnings potential you can even afford to eat pre prepared vegan food lucky for me I prefer (cheaper) home cooked meal.

Last edited by aussiebloke on 08 Jun 2011, 6:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.

And you say that like it's a bad thing ?

The Jack Daniels though doesn't sound very appealing I really don't understand how anyone can drink spirits , may be it's something you can wean and enjoy over time , their was even a time where I didn't even like beer.

1- I'm dettached;
2- I have a strange aversion to touch;
3- I often come across as arrogant;
4- I'm introverted;
5- I have social anxiety;
6- I have unusual views on almost everything;
7- I have an odd sense of humor.

There's no way I can get a girlfriend.

Well his only saying what many here are thinking

If I wasn't so lazy and went and got a licence what sort of car would I acquire?

Ferrari well that just ridiculous way out of my league, and if you don't look like Tom Selleck you'll just look like a tool driving it.

Alfa Romeo , still to expensive new and older classic models perhaps a mid 80's -90's will do though I suspect a Alfa would be kinda like picking up a hot Italian women and discovering she's lousy in bed.

Toyota , even I have my limits, I'll pass thanks though it is the world # 1 selling brand so may be it's worth a look at ?

Renault, well this could be under consideration they offer good value for money( Renault Sport) especially so in Europe 12,000 30,000 euro offers a lot of fun for the buck I think Top Gear said (Sport) offers 85 % of the fun of a Porsche at perhaps 1/10 the price. Though I'm not sure if I could put up with French reliability , sure it's not bad though not great compared to the Japanese, also again and again they promise new and improved quality and reliability, though do you trust them? most of the improvements are perceived " quality improvements" and like a politician's promise will be broken again and again, and if they do deliver it will be only on the margins, may be the centre console wont rattle at 15,000km ?

So under consideration , the cost , the maintenance and the inconvenience of it all (I live in the inner city with reasnable public transport) means it ain't worth it, doesn't stop me from window shopping though

Oh and it's not a special intrest on a very good day I'm only 1.75 % keen on it

What the hell does, then? You think no one ever judges anyone by their appearance? I suppose I can gain 700 lbs, let my acne come back in spades, neglect to take showers or brush my teeth, wear suspenders, and get a mullet and still have girls flock to me.

well, it'll work better than an angry attitude.

some people prefer overweight partners, so for them, thin people would be bad catches.

Oh really. Science has a different take on that. Study
So in other words. Even if you weigh 700 pounds, keep frowning and the chicks will flock to you.

I guess that's another reason that I'm a bad catch. I try to prevent myself from slipping in to negative moods.

- I forget stuff... a lot. Like eating and laundry and errands. Oops.
- I'll lull you to sleep with lengthy monologues about early American history that are only interesting to me
- I never know whether to put periods, colons or semi-colons at the end of a list item
- I'm old. I'm over 29 and everything.
- My kids will always be more important than you
- If you have kids, they will always be more important than you

Oh and the big deal breaker:
- I'm married and have no intention of divorce



Kidding aside... There's actual personality flaws. I have a quick temper and I tend to say the wrong thing when I'm mad instead of calming down, thinking it through, and choosing my words as carefully as I do when I'm not mad. Sometimes my teasing goes too far and I hurt a loved one's feelings. I feel like sh*t when that happens. I swear too much, too. I'm also a slave to my obsessive-compulsive things, like needing the towels folded a certain way, needing the flatware put away properly, needing the bathroom sparkling clean constantly, needing my desk orderly. I also come with the baggage of a screwed up crazy ex-husband and a disowned family. I thought about including "four kids" in my list but, you know, any guy who thinks children are a negative is not the kind of guy I'd spend a second thinking about.

Yet with all that I have listed, I married somebody and he's quite happy with me. So...

hahaha!

No way. I hate suspenders.