WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A MAN?

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The_Face_of_Boo
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16 Jul 2011, 5:20 pm

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Well, it's not my fault to suspect money. Out of all swimming-related photos such as photos of regular pools and beaches, you picked this super luxurious (looks also private) one? It does really reflect luxury more than anything else.


Okay then you and your date are off to this swimming pool.
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After you :lol:

This pool can be good for the skin :lol:.
(I was pulling your leg, you know)



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16 Jul 2011, 5:22 pm

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Asexual/celibate
Un-interested in aesthetics
Feminist
Vegan
Atheist
Socialist
Wants marriage & children
Straight-edge
Emotionally-sensitive
Can deal with my Aspergers and psych neuroses



Aka a male clone of ValentineWiggin.



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16 Jul 2011, 5:24 pm

Don't forget to bring a towel! :)

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16 Jul 2011, 5:33 pm

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Don't forget to bring a towel! :)

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Fascinating!!

I brought en... I mean oil bottles too!! ! You know, for sunbathing.

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You take the left one.



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16 Jul 2011, 5:38 pm

I already have my nice smelling lotion ready to go. I don't need your gasoline and crisco. It is the thought that counts so thank you oh kind generous one...

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16 Jul 2011, 5:44 pm

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I already have my nice smelling lotion ready to go. I don't need your gasoline and crisco. It is the thought that counts so thank you oh kind generous one...

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A pure veggie oil....

I am so touched....

You're awesome

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16 Jul 2011, 5:49 pm

Oh, by the way, I prepared tasty sandwiches for our pool day. Hope you'll like them.

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16 Jul 2011, 5:57 pm

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*6ft 4 inches tall exactly.
*Slick black hair.
*Sparkling white teeth.
*Botoxed lips.
*Deep voice.
*Dark orange fake tan.
*Ripped abs
*Tight ass.
*Bulging biceps.
*Steroid user.
*10 inch dong.
*Tanktop.
*Leather jacket.
*Jeans which are fashionably torn.
*Greased up sweaty body.
*Gold chain round his neck.
*Tatoos of all the names of his ex girlfriends / boyfriends.
*New Joisy accent.


sounds like every girl's dream :heart:


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16 Jul 2011, 6:11 pm

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*6ft 4 inches tall exactly.
*Slick black hair.
*Sparkling white teeth.
*Botoxed lips.
*Deep voice.
*Dark orange fake tan.
*Ripped abs
*Tight ass.
*Bulging biceps.
*Steroid user.
*10 inch dong.
*Tanktop.
*Leather jacket.
*Jeans which are fashionably torn.
*Greased up sweaty body.
*Gold chain round his neck.
*Tatoos of all the names of his ex girlfriends / boyfriends.
*New Joisy accent.


Aka anna-banana's dream boy.



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16 Jul 2011, 6:18 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
ValentineWiggin wrote:
Asexual/celibate
Un-interested in aesthetics
Feminist
Vegan
Atheist
Socialist
Wants marriage & children
Straight-edge
Emotionally-sensitive
Can deal with my Aspergers and psych neuroses



Aka a male clone of ValentineWiggin.


In terms of sharing my beliefs and lifestyle?
Absolutely


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16 Jul 2011, 7:02 pm

Greased up sweaty body? The Face of Boo, I think maybe we should donate the bottle of Crisco to the dream boy, what do you think?

MMM, moldy sandwiches! I'll donate that one to my ex.



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16 Jul 2011, 7:46 pm

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Greased up sweaty body? The Face of Boo, I think maybe we should donate the bottle of Crisco to the dream boy, what do you think?



Hell yea! I bet that Annabanana love oily guys.



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MMM, moldy sandwiches! I'll donate that one to my ex.


Donate it to....

Wait, who's MMM??



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16 Jul 2011, 9:00 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
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A penis.


In a man?
Personally, I prefer those to be in me.


8O That wasn't a sexual comment! Why does everyone think everything I say has a sexual connotation to it?


I know it wasn't. I just twisted the meaning. :twisted:


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16 Jul 2011, 9:05 pm

Tica wrote:
Honesty
Loyalty
Trustworthy
Understanding
Respectful
Caring
Generous
Open-minded
Non-judgmental
Understanding
Romantic
Passionate
Loving
Affectionate
Sense of humor
Patient
Financially stable
No children
Loves cats
Hard-working
Motivated
Reliable

What do you know? I AM all those things. I win.



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19 Jul 2011, 4:23 am

Big balls. Metaphorical ones.

Emotionally available.