Bad Pickup Lines

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Someone I worked with used the phrase "Yo Momma"

nice tooth

Aww, that's so cute!

Perfect for anime nerds~:
"I'll treat you like an anime convention. I'll spend hundreds of dollars on you in just a few days, finish you off, then cry myself to sleep."

Came up with that one after leaving a convention. XD

Heh, loving those panda memes.

Ikr?
Oh that made my day finding out about pick up line panda.

Hey girl can i Squirtle on your Jigglypuffs

Enough of the chit-chat. Let's get to it then.

You'd like to run your hands through my beard, wouldn't ya?

Let's get on with it then, I've got a quest to do in 15 minutes.

You look pretty. I like your hair. Here's a drink. Are you ready now?

Where are you from? Heh, not that it matters.

I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp.

At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport.

Your tag's showing. It says, uh, 'Made in Heaven.'

I'm a force of nature.

You'll do. Let's go.

You mooove me.

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"Want to have sex?"

Give us a go on you.

Is it wrong that I thought of poop when I read "Klingon"?

That's not bad 7.5/10 so high score for the originality I've never heard of that one.

Or you could ask them if they can come to your house for a sleep over,* or you can incorporate "your hot I want you to play with my X Box" it worked because I got a response from Aspergers girls You Tube Vid (thats WP's halebop sp ?)



To which she responds i'm not sure what type of aspergers disorder you have ehtier you have it worse than me or your trolling I'll tell you what aspergers disorder I had a newly diagnosed aspie having a massive mental breakdown.



You could also tease her by implying Nintendo owners are whinny twats and you wouldn't expect anything else from a spoilt middle income brat and I got a response (and we all know how hard that is to do around here ) she responds than goes on to say she won the NES in a colouring in competetion well thats nice for her that she has so many talents but who paid for the games? well if I where to believe Nintendo HQ advertising, you had Mommy pick the papers up from the printers than she would help you fold them and you would than deliver them , am I on the money ?

I was a Sega owner so naturally nobody cared / lived in a broekn home / lived in an red neck- trailer park area where people couldn't read so no paper route, so no games for me (except for Altered Beast which came "free' with the Megadrive)



* if Mom gets run over by a bus you can come over , see I live in a 2 Bedroom apartment and I think it's safe to say sleeping on the couch or in my bed holds little appeal to you , so sorry I was semi teasing.

I'm a Stud.

I have STD but all i need is U