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Kinme
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11 Jun 2012, 11:31 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

No...leave me alone...

I don't want to die.

Why are you going to die?

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12 Jun 2012, 12:04 am

Kinme wrote:

Why are you going to die?

Knowing Boo - I'd guess a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels. :lol:

Edit: actually, I misread his post... I thought he was being silly and moaning, "I want to die."

Don't want to die, eh? Are her hugs that lethal or is Boo just allergic to hugs?

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12 Jun 2012, 12:12 am

BlueMax wrote:

Kinme wrote:

Why are you going to die?

Knowing Boo - I'd guess a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels. :lol:

Edit: actually, I misread his post... I thought he was being silly and moaning, "I want to die."

Don't want to die, eh? Are her hugs that lethal or is Boo just allergic to hugs?

I think he might be allergic to hugs, honestly. Unless... Maybe she's super muscular and Boo is afraid for that reason. *Shrug*

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12 Jun 2012, 7:52 am

Kinme wrote:

BlueMax wrote:

Kinme wrote:

Why are you going to die?

Knowing Boo - I'd guess a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels. :lol:

Edit: actually, I misread his post... I thought he was being silly and moaning, "I want to die."

Don't want to die, eh? Are her hugs that lethal or is Boo just allergic to hugs?

I think he might be allergic to hugs, honestly. Unless... Maybe she's super muscular and Boo is afraid for that reason. *Shrug*

KNOWING BOO I CAN SAY 4 SURE-ALL THAT HE WANTS IS EXTRA-HUG,B4 HE "DIES")))

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12 Jun 2012, 12:13 pm

Kinme wrote:

BlueMax wrote:

Kinme wrote:

Why are you going to die?

Knowing Boo - I'd guess a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels. :lol:

Edit: actually, I misread his post... I thought he was being silly and moaning, "I want to die."

Don't want to die, eh? Are her hugs that lethal or is Boo just allergic to hugs?

I think he might be allergic to hugs, honestly. Unless... Maybe she's super muscular and Boo is afraid for that reason. *Shrug*

I wish I was super-muscular. I think Boo is afraid of cooties. :wink:

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12 Jun 2012, 1:45 pm

metaldanielle wrote:

Kinme wrote:

BlueMax wrote:

Kinme wrote:

Why are you going to die?

Knowing Boo - I'd guess a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels. :lol:

Edit: actually, I misread his post... I thought he was being silly and moaning, "I want to die."

Don't want to die, eh? Are her hugs that lethal or is Boo just allergic to hugs?

I think he might be allergic to hugs, honestly. Unless... Maybe she's super muscular and Boo is afraid for that reason. *Shrug*

I wish I was super-muscular. I think Boo is afraid of cooties. :wink:

I'm afraid of cooties! Halp!

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12 Jun 2012, 3:14 pm

^^^
full-body condoms like what was in the naked gun movie :idea:

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12 Jun 2012, 3:59 pm

auntblabby wrote:

^^^
full-body condoms like what was in the naked gun movie :idea:

I prefer a giant bubble.

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12 Jun 2012, 5:34 pm

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rabbittss wrote:

Sex and conversation? Which, unless I'm mistaken and things have changed.. doing either of which with your pets can land you in the nut house..

I've done one of those things plenty of times. And the other is conversation.

No, but I've talked to my dog plenty of times. He seemed to understand some of the Dutch language before he started going deaf. He responded to different words and tones in different ways, and he could tell names. Even if he probably didn't understand exactly what I was saying, I think he was capable of knowing what we meant. When my mother was discussing his annual vaccinations, he could become very nervous even if we were still comfortably sitting at home.

For sex, there's always porn - and prostitutes if you're really desperate to get laid.

Prostitution is Illegal in 99.9% of the US. So it's not an option.

That's like saying option C is not an option. It's an option, just one that might land you in trouble.

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12 Jun 2012, 5:36 pm

JanuaryMan wrote:

rabbittss wrote:

HisDivineMajesty wrote:

rabbittss wrote:

Sex and conversation? Which, unless I'm mistaken and things have changed.. doing either of which with your pets can land you in the nut house..

I've done one of those things plenty of times. And the other is conversation.

Prostitution is Illegal in 99.9% of the US. So it's not an option.

That's like saying option C is not an option. It's an option, just one that might land you in trouble.

I consider things which are illegal to be an option. It's not Option C, It's not an option. it's illegal.

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12 Jun 2012, 5:46 pm

Would I still get a hug if I am a happy-go-lucky guy who's lonely?

I'm not SAD and lonely, I never ever will allow that to happen o.o.

However, I am happy-go-lucky and energetic, yet bored all the time. Sweet.

Now, I request a random hug, AND A COOKIE >:D lol.
Thank you. o.O Lol

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12 Jun 2012, 7:34 pm

MaxShock wrote:

*Gives cookie and backscratcher*

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12 Jun 2012, 7:45 pm

Kinme wrote:

MaxShock wrote:

*Gives cookie and backscratcher*

Lol, thanks. xD

Have some cake. We all like cake.

Also, I give you a hug. Yay.

Lol.

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12 Jun 2012, 8:22 pm

MaxShock wrote:

Kinme wrote:

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*Gives cookie and backscratcher*

Lol, thanks. xD

Have some cake. We all like cake.

Also, I give you a hug. Yay.

Lol.

Hurray for dinosaurs!

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12 Jun 2012, 8:23 pm

They just want sex so I wouldn't worry about it .

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12 Jun 2012, 9:49 pm

Kinme wrote:

MaxShock wrote:

Kinme wrote:

MaxShock wrote:

*Gives cookie and backscratcher*

Lol, thanks. xD

Have some cake. We all like cake.

Also, I give you a hug. Yay.

Lol.

Hurray for dinosaurs!

And hooray for uh... giant flying fish with angel wings and party hats having huge smiles and street jackets! o.O

And... hooray for everyone in this forum just being plain AWESOME!

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