I Am Overweight, But I'm Not Attracted To Overweight Girls?

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^^^ Don't worry, Ladywoofwoof...you're not alone, and there's help....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T82oxaHcXoY[/youtube]

^^Nice to see what you look like MjrMajorMajor.

That was very brave of you to post that. I'm sure you will find away to work through you addiction.

I think the surfer girl was very wise to warm up, otherwise she could pull a muscle.

^^^ It was dark times, full of addiction and posterior cramps.

Boo.... you're always complaining about me only telling half of the story, but here I find you doing exactly that !

My dance was VERY restrained compared to Boo's strip-tease.... all I really did was wiggle my arse a lot, really... whereas Boo just could not wait to get his kit off over Skype, for my personal entertainment !

His dance was like this -

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eYzBH1x1xk[/youtube]

Yup, true that, I am not denying it was a mutual thing.

It was an amazing fap back then, thank you again for your ass show Woof.

6'2'' 95kg

I really want to be able to find overweight women attractive, but I tried a casual hook up with a morbidly obese woman once and it felt wrong on so many levels. I wish I could take a pill that permanently did away with shallowness. I've had better results with a somewhat overweight woman but I still want to be able to look at an overweight woman and be aroused like I am with slender women.

I hear that you had to get help from the emergency flood service, to mop up the ehhhh "damage" .... and told them that you'd spilled a twenty litre carton of double-cream milk all over the floor and your laptop.

It's just a rumor, your arse isn't that hot.

Just a rumour, eh ?
That's not what all of your neighbours told me....
They said that when the emergency team opened your front door, a veritable river of "cream" swept out, and across their lawns / down the street !

There goes the property value in that neighborhood.

You're flattering me when you're picturing me as a god of fertility.

Oh, please... I'm flattering you ?
By picturing you as a ... what, now ?

I'm simply stating a fact....because after you frenziedly fapping over 100 times, your torrent of cream even shows up on Google Earth as a sort of off-white streak.

Miss its clear he is not going to get into a plane.

How long would it take those tentacles to twerk all its way to the Lebanon

In all honesty , I'm not very good at twerking.
The only reason I was doing it over Skype, was because Boo promised to give me professional dance instruction.

It was only afterwards that he admitted to having no experience as a dance instructor, and other things on his mind !

It's probably just as well that I'm not so great at it... because given how excitable my twerking seems to make him, if I went to visit Boo then I would proably be in danger of drowning.

The average human ejaculation is at best 10 ml in sperm volume, 100 x 10 ml = 1000 ml, that's 1 liter, that's hardly a flood.

So by creating a FLOOD with only 100 times means I am the god of sperm, of male fertility.

Well yeah, you've been fooled, you aspie girls are so naive.