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26 Jul 2005, 4:45 pm

You did it when you were drunk, how can you enjoy it properly... You probably didn't even remember. It could've been someone from the same sex for all you know...

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26 Jul 2005, 5:11 pm

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You did it when you were drunk, how can you enjoy it properly...

Ahhh...*my* double-edged sword, to be sure. I need my "liquid courage" to be able to socialize, yet it seriously dampens any...benefits...of said socializing. :roll:

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26 Jul 2005, 5:14 pm

That's just like the state of mind you need to be in to fit in with popular people.

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26 Jul 2005, 5:17 pm

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That's just like the state of mind you need to be in to fit in with popular people.

Yeah, but my need for it stems from horrible, paralyzing anxiety disorder/social phobia.

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27 Jul 2005, 4:36 am

thatrsdude wrote:

You did it when you were drunk, how can you enjoy it properly... You probably didn't even remember. It could've been someone from the same sex for all you know...

I have remembered it perfectly. I was not paraletic (or however it is spelled) so I would remember. And my friend who helped give me the courage to talk to her was sure as I was that she was a girl (come on, it was pretty damned obvious).

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How positively NT of you. Tsk, tsk.

I find that offensive. It was not that NT of me. It was the only way I could get a girlfriend. Why did I raise the subject?

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That's just like the state of mind you need to be in to fit in with popular people.

I am sorry. Please forgive me. Please do not kill me or eat my poor pet dog. Or my pet coconut Ezekiel.

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27 Jul 2005, 6:49 am

You have a pet coconut

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27 Jul 2005, 12:00 pm

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:

I find that offensive. It was not that NT of me. It was the only way I could get a girlfriend. Why did I raise the subject?

Oh, Malcolm sweetie - *that's* not what I meant! I was talking about: "I AM ONLY DOING THIS AS IT MAKES ME FEEL LESS LIKE THE LOSER I AM!" - and the fact that it was in all caps and a huge font... :roll:

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27 Jul 2005, 1:26 pm

Ezekiel is such a cool name for a coconut.

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27 Jul 2005, 4:47 pm

SINsister wrote:

Malcolm_Scipo wrote:

I find that offensive. It was not that NT of me. It was the only way I could get a girlfriend. Why did I raise the subject?

I am sorry. I hate this. I am a twat. Oh well. One of her friends thinks I am really hot.

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28 Jul 2005, 2:27 am

ezekiel IS a great name for a coconut.

and it's spelt "paralytic".

and you don't need to be paranoid - get a grip, man!

i agree with SINsister (there's a shock)... alcohol does rather lubricate the social cogs. but just a little, which means you're still functioning enough to reap the benefits.