I live in Scotland. I am clearly the only human with Asperger's in Scotland, ever. If you live within 500 miles of me I'll be pleasantly surprised.
I'm 20, male, I write music, I write computer games, I draw with pencils, I do computer art, I design, I play guitar, I play the djembe, I play the keyboard a bit. I do not get paid. There is nothing that I truly take seriously about the Earth; all but a handful of humans are a joke to me, therefore I have some of the most expansive and flexible sarcasm on the planet. It often goes into double or triple layers of irony, so most people don't get it, lol. For me, the only way to function at all here is to enjoy the big joke rather than stubbornly trying to take it at all seriously. I find it very funny. I take only my creation and any extraliminal subjects seriously.
I have written something like ten albums and a couple of EPs, a text-based online multiplayer virtual reality which was never completed and now rots in the aether, and the beginning of the only Discordian novel I have ever heard of. I have also done a whole bunch of weirdo art. My current project is an innovative 2D top-down space shooter.
I like anime, music of almost all kinds (harshnoise, acoustic fusion, folk metal, infinity metal, gabber, j-pop, grindjazz, spazcore, ambient, classical, noh, black doom... right now I'm listening to Shpongle), irony, satire, natural psychedelics, creativity, collecting plushies that only just bear any resemblance to anything, controversial thought, realism, surrealism. I like to be able to focus completely on my projects for very long periods of time, but although I hate to admit it, I'd really love to have someone there. Code can be incredibly cold and bitter when you're alone in its sole company for days at a time.
No idea what I want in a girl. Maybe just someone who's interested in me and is capable of understanding me. I would be interested in any girl with similar interests and half a brain, although I have yet to encounter such a person. Creativity would be brilliant.
Edit: I'm not ugly.