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monsterland
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23 Apr 2010, 2:42 pm

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It comes down to this: i have personally missed a great many chances not only to have sex with very attractive women my age but also to enjoy their company in other affectionate and non- or less-sexual ways, simply because I did not indulge in the initial routine, talking about the weather or whatever else you are supposed to talk about when you initiate a conversation with a stranger who has a hot body and is grinning at you and making you feel sexually anxious.

The women themselves were disappointed too.

So obviously those stupid rituals aren't the only means towards fulfilling their 'needs'.

So they can be as attracted to me as they like, but they and I will both have to suffer because that middle layer of society-generated nonsense gets in the way.

This problem will fade in time as I age, grow fatter and less attractive because of my drugs.

Eventually I will die and won't have to worry about anything any more.

It would have been nice to have enjoyed life and had some good f&king, but hey ho.

I guess those biologically-necessary rituals involving discussing lectures and the weather were more important?

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It's a stage. The decision now is up to you. You can do two things:

a) Find a physical activity you genuinely enjoy, and stop your physical deterioration. You don't have to have washboard abs. Most women (oh no, here comes a generalization!) just want a "normal" looking guy who can make them laugh, won't put them in a mothering role, and knows when to call their BS.

So take some care of yourself, then show that you can take care of someone else, and they'll show that they can take care of you. It should be that simple.

What you refer to "middle layer of society-generated nonsense"... does that mean EVERYTHING BESIDES SEX in a relationship? If so, I hate to break this to you, but sex is never just physical. People like to pretend they can keep it impersonal, but we are wired to develop attachment to our mates - both biologically and societally. Sexual-only relationships are hard to keep going because they need to be kept in a state of this fragile equilibrium, or else one person gets attached more than the other, and then you have a disaster. IMO they're not worth it.

b) Or, you can keep getting fat and overanalyzing the hell out of everything instead of trying to improve your current state of existence. Remain a statistic.



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23 Apr 2010, 6:03 pm

Yeah he seems like a repressed virgin to me.

It's sad.



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24 Apr 2010, 1:59 am

I tried hard all my life to safeguard my chastity and my decency, but unfortunately the womanhood of the world conspired against my holy impulses, and corrupted my innocence time and again; and I have been used as a mere sex toy for many attractive women, for the sole purpose of having earth-shaking, head-blowing, fantastic sex, on countless and innumerable occasions. :(

Let me tell you about my sexual experiences last night.

I had been out on the town in all innocence, walking and exercising to preserve my body in an acceptably gorgeous state.

The thought of sex was furthest from my mind in all its child-like innocence.

But then, lo, out of the ether there appeared a one in the likeness of a really hot young blonde. She was entirely natural - her nice firm breasts and her hair colour. She was lightly dressed, but I could sense the shape and appearance of her perfect body beneath her clothing. As she appeared in front of me in a back street, I could simply stare; no words could escape my mouth. I grew enormously hard while I looked her up and down, and meanwhile, her long blonde hair dangling around her shoulders suggestively, she opened wide her beautiful mouth, licked her lips, and grinned like a Cheshire cat, with her long fine nose, her deep blue eyes, her sexy legs, and her whole sexual cosmic-orgasmic-ness.

Then, before I could cross myself and pray to Jesus for salvation, this young blonde with a hot body and a beautiful face took me by the hand, and we went back to her flat.

As we were sitting in the sofa in her living room, drinking wine, she crossed her leg over mine and started touching me. I immediately and hungrily started kissing her, and she was such a skilled kisser, teasing my tongue and my c*k, that it grew to about twice the size, which it does not normally do unless heaven has sent me a really angelic fish to fry.

She took me into her room, and she undressed me. She then undressed herself slowly and deliberately, making me sweat and pant and drool like a dog. Then she jumped upon me, and made love to me all night. Our bodies pressed together in ecstatic union for hours upon hours, and we both fell into a deep ecstasy the kind of which causes earthquakes in Iran.

In the morning, as I lay beside her, thinking of how best to atone for my sins, i.e., for being a mere sex pawn in the sex lives of gorgeous women and pleasuring them so excessively, lo, she awoke: and, cuddling into me, she whispered in my ear, 'David, would you like an early morning blowj*b?' We both grinned; and then she went down on me and set about her business.

When she ejected me from her flat at lunchtime I did not expect to see her again. I did offer, but she was non-committal. Just another one-off, I suppose; typical in the life of a man who women want only for really sex steamy sex.

But as I was on my way back to my own flat, lo, a comely young brunette was sat on a park bench ... when she saw me, she dismissed her black boyfriend, and grinned at me. I went and sat down next to her, in obedience to the sexual chemistry.

I had already found another woman to spend the next night with ....



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24 Apr 2010, 2:32 am

I read that and I want my 5 minutes back :\



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24 Apr 2010, 5:03 am

monsterland wrote:
I read that and I want my 5 minutes back :\


lol

Its probably a pile of lies too.



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24 Apr 2010, 5:05 am

Sometimes even mean and moody girls can be hot too.



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24 Apr 2010, 10:19 am

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I've added stuff into that post you quoted by the way.


Wow, I accomadated you, apologized to you, gave you the benefit of the doubt and you're still throwing a hissy fit right after throwing a hysterical fit about being "torn into". Real "mature" there Cool Kid, you're vastly more toxic than I am.

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Also, why the hell would someone read some-ones posts and repeat EXACTLY what they say?


I don't know :roll:, why do people lie and plaigarize?

Fact: I quote House "People Lie"

Expanded: People especially lie over the internet.

Rule of IQ lie: Go to any internet forum and post a topic on IQ, the vast majority of posters will claim to have an IQ 130+ (including this forum), in reality only 5-10% score that high.

Why do they do this Hale? Why don't you answer that?

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The most likely case Is I didn't read all the posts in the thread and had a similar opinion on the matter to yours.


Do you not understand the word apology, and the phrase "I was looking to much into it", again Hale you are being immature yourself and thusly a hypocrite for making this personal.

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Being accused of lying when I'm not is something I will NOT tolerate.


And hypocrisy (which is a form of lying) is something I will NOT tolerate.

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Also being told to "shove your oversized ego where it belongs" counts as a personal attack, good thing I don't care about your opinion of me or I would have reported it.


You apparently do as you feel the need to make this personal after all was said and done and I was willing to let go, and you told me to "STFU" so it's even, also when you talk about opinion, here's the thing, some things have things that are called.. you know FACTS! When you claim something and and it's not true, then it's not fact, and using the opinion argument is weak, learn to expand upon your views Hale, no one learns from running into a brick wall.


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24 Apr 2010, 10:38 pm

What are you talking about? I edited that post before you apoligised in PM, look at the date and time it was edited.