Do you think u'll end up a 40 y.o. virgin?

Page 7 of 10 [ 148 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

Dilbert
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,728
Location: 47°36'N 122°20'W

12 May 2010, 7:08 pm

Felgen wrote:

A lot of women who complain about men beeing bad in bed doesn't do much themselves in bed.

I have been with women which were bad in bed. It isn't just guys.

Ahem how specific am I allowed to be?

They keep moving and screwing up the angle, for me and her.

Or they have no stamina to remain in any one pose for longer than a minute or two. So there's lots of interruption. (Working out isn't just for good looks, you know?)

And the worst: no threads left on the tires. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

sinsboldly
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,488
Location: Bandon-by-the-Sea, Oregon

12 May 2010, 7:29 pm

Dilbert wrote:

. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

too bad it isn't a salami, then :wink:

_________________
Alis volat propriis
State Motto of Oregon

auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,509
Location: the island of defective toy santas

13 May 2010, 4:43 am

Dilbert wrote:

They keep moving and screwing up the angle, for me and her.

there is something to be said for "screwing up the angle" - why do you think some "love hotel" beds had that vibrating/rocking thing going on?

Dilbert wrote:

And the worst: no threads left on the tires. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

there is a relatively stress-free position to take care of that, also.

auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,509
Location: the island of defective toy santas

13 May 2010, 4:44 am

sinsboldly wrote:

Dilbert wrote:

. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

too bad it isn't a salami, then :wink:

wouldn't need as much of the salami if more women could do the kneecaps-in-armpits thing.

sinsboldly
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,488
Location: Bandon-by-the-Sea, Oregon

13 May 2010, 9:17 am

auntblabby wrote:

sinsboldly wrote:

Dilbert wrote:

. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

too bad it isn't a salami, then :wink:

wouldn't need as much of the salami if more women could do the kneecaps-in-armpits thing.

ah yes, again the receiver must learn to make accommodations, how could I have forgotten that?

_________________
Alis volat propriis
State Motto of Oregon

Dilbert
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,728
Location: 47°36'N 122°20'W

13 May 2010, 11:11 am

sinsboldly wrote:

Dilbert wrote:

. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

too bad it isn't a salami, then :wink:

Ah-hahhah I see what you did there.

Kenjuudo
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Mar 2009
Age: 46
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,552
Location: Norway

13 May 2010, 11:16 am

sinsboldly wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

sinsboldly wrote:

Dilbert wrote:

. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

too bad it isn't a salami, then :wink:

wouldn't need as much of the salami if more women could do the kneecaps-in-armpits thing.

ah yes, again the receiver must learn to make accommodations, how could I have forgotten that?

It's equally important to be good at receiving as being a good giver.

_________________
When superficiality reigns your reality, you are already lost in the sea of normality.

Fo-Rum
Velociraptor

Joined: 21 Sep 2008
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 435

13 May 2010, 12:20 pm

sinsboldly wrote:

* (for what ever reason, I am a firm believer that each of us are responsible for our own orgasms[/i so this is[i] not man bashing)

I've gotten into an argument with people on this once. Most people believe it is the man's job, but I totally disagree. I once read an article on this, and it encouraged women to practice achieving orgasms on their own. This makes sense. It doesn't make sense for a woman to rely on the man for her pleasure. In the world we live in today, with women being so geared towards independence, I think it would be nearly if not hypocritical of women to rely on the man for their sexual satisfaction.

I'm not saying that the man shouldn't be courteous, that he shouldn't try and make it an enjoyable experience for the woman. I am saying the woman should try and make it an enjoyable experience for herself. And, in the reality of it, both should make it enjoyable for each other. Sex in a relationship is about showing your love for the other. It makes no sense if you're not doing that.

_________________
Permanently inane.

auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,509
Location: the island of defective toy santas

14 May 2010, 2:48 am

sinsboldly wrote:

(for what ever reason, I am a firm believer that each of us are responsible for our own orgasms[/i so this is[i] not man bashing)

as a man, i am curious as to how many women are there, for whom the most deeply wrenching orgasms are achieved via deep pelvic stimulation, i.e., stimulation of the cervix, massage and stretching of the cervix towards the vaginal fornices- i tend to believe that this particular application is where a large man could fulfill a specific need.

DiabloDave363
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 16 May 2008
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 544
Location: New England

18 May 2010, 5:40 pm

haha!! ! i lost mine last month!

_________________
add me on facebook

AnonymousAnonymous
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 71,808
Location: Portland, Oregon

21 May 2010, 2:19 pm

Probably, but am optimistic something will happen sex-wise.

_________________
Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

MrSinister
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,560
Location: England

21 May 2010, 7:32 pm

Unless I monumentally screw up my first proper relationship, I suspect I won't be remaining a virgin for very much longer

_________________
Why so serious?

Bataar
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 18 Sep 2008
Age: 45
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,848
Location: Post Falls, ID

21 May 2010, 10:14 pm

Probably. I'm a 31 year old virigin. I don't see any reason to expect that to change.

auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,509
Location: the island of defective toy santas

22 May 2010, 7:45 am

Bataar wrote:

Probably. I'm a 31 year old virigin. I don't see any reason to expect that to change.

if i were still young like you i'd reconsider working up the gumption [as well as something else] and arrange to see a sex professional.
____________________________________________________________________
just my 2-cents' worth, adjusted for inflation

Radiofixr
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 May 2010
Age: 60
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,495
Location: PA

03 Jun 2010, 9:56 am

passed that milestone 5 years ago-not for lack of trying ---failing because of the AS-it makes it very difficult to make any kind of connection-plus the fact of not being anything close to eye candy Some people are born pretty and some are born confident and smart and some have it all and some have none of it in any combination--they say you cant judge a book by its cover and its what is inside that counts but I know of no one that has ever purchased a book with no title printed on it.

Wuffles
Deinonychus

Joined: 5 Apr 2010
Age: 44
Gender: Female
Posts: 354

03 Jun 2010, 10:12 am

I'd be happy to, an Irish childhood saw that that wasn't an option. Like I didn't have enough problems.

Page 7 of 10 [ 148 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Next

Jump to:

Do you think u'll end up a 40 y.o. virgin? Post Reply New Topic

Do you think u'll end up a 40 y.o. virgin?