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The_Face_of_Boo
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30 Sep 2010, 4:19 pm
Some of its obvious symptoms:
- He has a deep hatred toward short people, especially short males
- He has a strong belief in the Napoleon's complex and often likes to mention it in any conversation about height (even if it was totally unrelated to napoleon complex)
- He has a narcissistic view regarding his own height (Ie.Like boasting about how much attention he gets from women thanks to his height and always love to compare his success rate with shorter males)
- He feels threated by shorter males.
- He thinks that every short man is a bully.
- He always associate every someone's reaction with his height in case this someone happens to be shorter than him.
- He tends to be aggressive and angry like a bull (like always ready to pull the trigger, or usually love weapons).
- He thinks himself as omnipresent overseer, like a gigantic godly tower, he thinks that he can observe millions of people accurately and hence his conclusions are infallible.
How many people have you met that fit this profile?
So far?
Just 1. :-/
But this "1" = millions
I know this is impossible mathematically , mais la vie n'est pas toujours en rose mon ami.
*sputter*! i started laughing out loud at work when i read your post. the whole list is very very funny, but the "1" = millions is genius!
i must amend one of the points however:
- He thinks that every short man or woman is a bully.
(because apparently i am also a little yappy bully too. pick me! pick me!)
Cool.
Marry me , so we can reproduce little genius evil (à la Napoleon) bullies.
Let's take over the world!
30 Sep 2010, 4:25 pm
Some of its obvious symptoms:
- He has a deep hatred toward short people, especially short males
- He has a strong belief in the Napoleon's complex and often likes to mention it in any conversation about height (even if it was totally unrelated to napoleon complex)
- He has a narcissistic view regarding his own height (Ie.Like boasting about how much attention he gets from women thanks to his height and always love to compare his success rate with shorter males)
- He feels threated by shorter males.
- He thinks that every short man is a bully.
- He always associate every someone's reaction with his height in case this someone happens to be shorter than him.
- He tends to be aggressive and angry like a bull (like always ready to pull the trigger, or usually love weapons).
- He thinks himself as omnipresent overseer, like a gigantic godly tower, he thinks that he can observe millions of people accurately and hence his conclusions are infallible.
How many people have you met that fit this profile?
So far?
Just 1. :-/
But this "1" = millions
I know this is impossible mathematically , mais la vie n'est pas toujours en rose mon ami.
*sputter*! i started laughing out loud at work when i read your post. the whole list is very very funny, but the "1" = millions is genius!
i must amend one of the points however:
- He thinks that every short man or woman is a bully.
(because apparently i am also a little yappy bully too. pick me! pick me!)
Cool.
Marry me , so we can reproduce little genius evil (à la Napoleon) bullies.
Let's take over the world!
our teeny tiny offspring would be formidable little napoleons!
The_Face_of_Boo
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The_Face_of_Boo
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