How Do I Get Laid?

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Well, some of us aspie guys may prefer to spend the day alone, except for sex. At least we might like companionship if it is with exactly the right type of person, but we would be interested in sex with a far larger fraction of women than we'd actually like to spend significant time with. Again, I don't mean to speak for all guys on the spectrum here.

Also, a little about the "love" and "warmth" bit--as I have mentioned before on this board, I have come to realize that for my whole life up to now, I have considered love and warmth as mainly things that I "buy" from the world for being talented, brilliant, good-natured, etc. Or rather, I have always known that I do this, but I have only recently started to think about the fact that not everyone does this.

I often feel that I can only easily feel "heat" (e.g., passion, motivation, drive, etc.) and ego-fulfillment, but rarely warmth. At least, my ability to feel warmth is very fragile and only appears when I am feeling really good about both myself and life in general. So I largely look to the world to reflect my passion back as warmth.

In the latest "women have it harder" thread, someone said that autistic women tend to have emotional issues while the men don't. I'm considering the possibility that this happens because men can more easily rely on their ability to impress others and to be successful to compensate for their emotional deficits--so that what would be called an obvious problem in a woman may not even be noticed when a man has the same thing. If a man has depression, bipolar, even maybe mild psychopathy, he can just choose a life path where his need to show warmth isn't important, whereas I wonder to what extent such paths exist for women.

The dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

nothing you just said there made me not want to facepalm

okay menintights you win i'm ret*d and should'nt reproduce. the world doesn't need a ret*d offspring of mine. Did that make your day?

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Please don't be upset by my reply but it is better to pay for sex. I don't condone prostitution but it's out there and nobody's going to stop it. Better to go to a house or massage parlour instead of with a streetwalker. Shower before you go if you have a heart - wash out your crack really well. USE YOUR CONDOM!! !! !! DO NOT attempt to make an emotional connection with a sex worker. Try to meet a nice girl for an emotional connection. After a long while, you might end up having sex with her instead. When this happens, stop going to the sex worker and concentrate on your relationship instead. If you get your physical needs met first off, you'll be able to concentrate on getting to know the personality of your girlfriend. Get to know a girl really well before jumping in bed with her. Your sexual needs will be met by the sex worker first. That's what they do for a living. You'll get sexually satisfied, some poor girl won't get used just for sex, and a call-girl will have one more client. This might piss a lot of female members on this site off but that's how I see it. If I were a guy, I'd do that. I wouldn't lie to a girl, telling her I love her just so I could slam her. As far as the sex worker is concerned, I wouldn't do anything deviant to her - just straight sex. I'd wash real well before going, I'd pay the correct fee, and wear a LATEX condom. I wouldn't mix love and sex unless I really loved the girl. The problem why women get so hurt in relationships is that they mix up the two. Love has nothing to do with sex. It doesn't deepen a relationship. It just tricks the couple into looking for more when it is simply what it is - a gratifying pump, a roll in the hay, whatever you want to call it.

All that just for a roll in the hay....you're out of your mind!! Your girl was probably just as horney as you were. You wasted your money.

If you want to get laid, improve your social skills first. Practice chatting with women without any goals. Once you've improved that skill, start making passes. The more women you meet, the more you'll connect with and the more passess you'll make. It's a numbers game. You'll probably fail a lot but your skill will improve. That's the point initially.

It's a skill like any other. You don't walk into the gym and bench 300lbs on day one.

The sooner you start to learn, the faster you'll get the skill. Then you'll have the ability when someone you are crazy about comes along.

It helps if you have a friend that knows and knows how to talk to slu*ty girls.

Condoms suck ass though. I rather just get head if that's the case. When I wear a condom I can't feel anything but the latex. Feels like I'm trying to f*ck a doctors glove. That being said, don't have sex with a prostitute with out protection lol.

1. Go to club/baar

2. Walk up to any female you find remotely attractive

3. repeat "Hey baby, wanna go back to my place?"

4. If you don't get slapped, blown off, or punched by their boyfriend your off to a good start

*please note this method may produce lots of failures but it only takes one okay to get laid... =P

Well the bf part probably wouldn't be a problem, because 1. I could probably take them or if I can't my buddy could.

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how to get laid?

wine and dine a lady until she's dying to get into your pants.

I'd get laid alot more, but I don't have a car. Poor poor me.

It's harder to do with a lady, easier with a trollop. In any case, the biggest obstacle to getting laid is a conscience. So if you don't value that...

trollop

how is conscience an issue? (seriously asking)

How to get laid; Find yourself a woman you love. Date this person. Don't even have sex on the mind. Just make every effort to love her for her. Getting laid will come in time.

However, no matter what you do, patience is key.