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I'll give you a hint: I was born during Reagan's first term, or possibly Carter's last, but definitely Clinton's second.

If your best friend is a guy, then I'll hit on him, too.

Last edited by werbert on 17 Aug 2006, 8:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.

So you are 21-25ish.

Well this will all boil down, then, to whether you like older women or whether mrmark likes younger women, since in this context I'm both.

Actually, it boils down to whether you want to rob the grave or the cradle.

Mrmark has a weathered-cynical-intellectual thing going on, which is highly appealing, while you have the cavalier wit and cocky swagger... sorry, but I think I'll choose the grave, but you can keep trying!

I heard MrMark has syphilis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, diarrhea, and several STDs found only in the lower primates of the Amazonian jungle. "Weathered" is certainly to correct term for him.

Low blow; lacked grace; try again.

I am a midget. Low blows are the only blows I can throw.

Grace, hmmm....

Your eyes appear as though some deity plucked the two most beautiful stars from the heavens and made them the center of the most glowing face on this lonely world.

Nahhh, that was too cheesy.

I thought it was basically the vagina farting....

"MA! MY p****'S BREAKING WIND!"

We now return to our regularly scheduled program....


Webie, your avey reminds me of Max Payne, and that's a good thing. "The sun went down with practiced brovado like a two-dollar hooker who's passed out after a hard night...."

Well, good morning to you too.

My wife was 12 years older than me. I think nothing of a little age difference, and I'm ready for a new and different experience.

Weathered? I prefer "just broken in," like my Asian made car with 150,000 mi.
Cynical? Me?
Highly appealing?

No, no, no, not me. That would be them homo-sex-jewels. You see what happens ladies when you won't dance with the boys?

So it's mrmark who likes older women .

Being the only female in here does feel a bit like visiting a men's prison... werbert, why did you give mrmark all those ugly diseases?

Would the gentler sex please step in here and help me out?

I did not give him those diseases. He was the one who invented them and passed them on to the rest of humanity.

I guess that would make mrmark... a god?

gee you're cute

Not a god, just a horrible human being.

I dunno, werbert, so far mrmark seems like a chivalrous, insightful individual. Can you support your claim?

gee you're cute