What is your ideal man/woman?

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27 May 2011, 3:38 pm

Hard to imagine why someone wouldn't consider you a catch. According to the saps, someone who calls them nasty names and mistreats them is exactly the type of guy women want.

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27 May 2011, 3:50 pm

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Fu¢k women.

That's the plan :wink:

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28 May 2011, 12:55 pm

I think my ideal woman would either have the patience of a saint to deal the eccentric stuff that comes out of my mouth or be as eccentric as me. I don’t know whether the latter might have a negative effect on me due to us bouncing of each other.

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28 May 2011, 2:15 pm

I have the ability to save her and she has the ability to save me.

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28 May 2011, 2:39 pm

You know, I think I'll just clone myself and change my clone's sex. It's not incest if you're doing it with yourself and it's not masturbation if there are two or more people involved. 100% compatibility.

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29 May 2011, 4:41 am

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Hard to imagine why someone wouldn't consider you a catch. According to the saps, someone who calls them nasty names and mistreats them is exactly the type of guy women want.

Oh, see. He must be poor.

We want someone who will buy us shoes and purses and boob jobs and all the things we like (~snort~) who's still man enough to fracture a few ribs and detach a few retinas.

As if every single woman with an iota of self esteem (and good, safe, common sense!) wouldn't go running from someone who considered a relationship with women to fulfill the same purposes as "porn" and their "hand".

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29 May 2011, 6:49 am

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

I have the ability to save her and she has the ability to save me.

What a responsibility to give to someone else!

I'm not sure if you're not being subtly ironic.

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29 May 2011, 8:00 am

#1 HONEST

pretty much everything else is 2nd to this. It would include things like loving me even though I've got children and no money.

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29 May 2011, 9:37 am

Moog wrote:

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

I have the ability to save her and she has the ability to save me.

What a responsibility to give to someone else!

I'm not sure if you're not being subtly ironic.

No, probably just dangerous in that - as you pointed out - it can mean a lot of things, not necessarily what I intended. What I meant by it really just requires them being them and my learning some major/needed life lessons from what they've been through and learned about life, and vice a verse.

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29 May 2011, 11:05 am

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

Moog wrote:

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

I have the ability to save her and she has the ability to save me.

What a responsibility to give to someone else!

I'm not sure if you're not being subtly ironic.

Is there a specific reason you consider this 'saving'?

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29 May 2011, 11:13 am

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

Moog wrote:

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

I have the ability to save her and she has the ability to save me.

What a responsibility to give to someone else!

I'm not sure if you're not being subtly ironic.

Is there a specific reason you consider this 'saving'?

I'm just emo like that? I don't know what to tell ya...

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29 May 2011, 11:23 am

Fair enough.

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29 May 2011, 11:37 am

I'm revising my answer I gave earlier in the thread here:

An honest and loving man that accepts me at my worst and at my best.

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29 May 2011, 12:02 pm

someone who i can be ugly around

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29 May 2011, 12:31 pm

I still have no f*****g idea.

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29 May 2011, 1:33 pm

someone who doesn't have a checklist of requirements or preferences.

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