Bad Pickup Lines

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Now to pickup lines...

"you know I'm a big deal on the west coast"

to a girl wearing lots of makeup....
"If I decide to go out with you...you need to you know dress up and put on a little makeup"

if she works at a coffee shop says have a nice day...
"dont tell me what to do....I don't even know you and you're bossing me around"

These come from a funny guy on YouTube named OGFurious:

"Imma f**k your buttcheeks"

"That's a nice cellphone you got there, can I see it?" *girl shows him cellphone. He takes it and sticks it in his pants.* "Now you're either gonna go home with me or I'm gonna keep your cellphone."

*Walks up to girl he doesn't know, picks her up, walks away*

*To a woman wearing a thong biking either on the beach or in a fetish club(with her ass exposed)*



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