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13 Jan 2013, 11:11 am

I have about 40 DVDs still to watch.



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13 Jan 2013, 11:50 am

When I was in Taiwan last summer, cute girls on the subway/street/at tourist attractions were always calling me handsome. And they thought I couldn't understand. :D



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13 Jan 2013, 11:51 am

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When I was in Taiwan last summer, cute girls on the subway/street/at tourist attractions were always calling me handsome. And they thought I couldn't understand. :D


You really should have responded to them. It would have given them the shock of their life (and it might have got you laid). Yeeeooooo!



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13 Jan 2013, 5:32 pm

Went on a first date last night, Woke up in her bed this afternoon.


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13 Jan 2013, 10:33 pm

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Went on a first date last night, Woke up in her bed this afternoon.

Did you count your kidneys?



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13 Jan 2013, 10:40 pm

I just applied to two jobs :)



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13 Jan 2013, 11:23 pm

Do to not sleeping I completed 40 projects for other people netting me a cool six hundred bucks of cash.



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13 Jan 2013, 11:36 pm

i got rejected once cause she found my thing too big.



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14 Jan 2013, 11:20 am

IrishTusk wrote:
Went on a first date last night, Woke up in her bed this afternoon.


You were drunk when you got back, puked in her bed and didn't wake up 'til the afternoon then. ;)



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14 Jan 2013, 1:06 pm

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Went on a first date last night, Woke up in her bed this afternoon.


You were drunk when you got back, puked in her bed and didn't wake up 'til the afternoon then. ;)


Actually no. Didn't puke till I got home that night. That's what I call a success.


Damn Vodka shots, Who the hell does straight vodka shots.


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14 Jan 2013, 5:54 pm

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Damn Vodka shots, Who the hell does straight vodka shots.


Just drink real ale like normal people*. :D

On a bottle of Oakham Citra (4.6%) here. ;)



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14 Jan 2013, 6:04 pm

MXH wrote:
i got rejected once cause she found my thing too big.

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15 Jan 2013, 4:42 am

I had two guys offer to be my "mistress" in the last 24 hours.


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15 Jan 2013, 9:19 pm

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Do to not sleeping I completed 40 projects for other people netting me a cool six hundred bucks of cash.


Jinxed my self, repair cost for parts 650 and 6 hours work on a 500 dollar car.



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15 Jan 2013, 11:18 pm

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MXH wrote:
i got rejected once cause she found my thing too big.

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His loss. It's not about the size, it's what you do with it.



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17 Jan 2013, 3:09 pm

Tequila wrote:
His loss. It's not about the size, it's what you do with it.

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-Your spy car is a Mini?
-It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.