The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
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I can throw pick axes, you can't. Plus I'm speaking of right now, in my 10'x10'x10' bedroom, I can see my pick axe under my bed. When they come for me, I'll move to Japan, plenty of ladies there, and if I see them, I'll have tomahawks, my pick axe, and my shape shifting shawman powers.
Well...
I am trying to understand your strategy here...
So when you feel you're being surrounded in your room, you teleport yourself to Japan, you f**k some whores there then you go back to your bedroom to kill all the baddies?
No, I let my army of the living dead use my air, armor, and command my back up to take care of you, no body dies except the bad guys, not even emp's can stop ghosts, but I teleport to Japan, get married, and get a job making swords, and doing voiceovers. Don't call women whores when speaking of making love to them it isn't polite.
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