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02 Jan 2021, 3:52 am

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When someone sacks someone and they immediately hook up.

That guy who sacked you isn't 'chivalric'. That girl who sacked you isn't 'girl boss'. Not in that moment. They're seen more as the jerk who sacked you.

No, not 'girl boss', she is the 'bus girl'.

Although, contrary to mainstream beliefs of classical movie nature, in reality, how fast people have the s[n]ack doesn't interfere with the success of their relationship.


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02 Jan 2021, 4:16 am

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A socially awkward teenage boy falls for a popular charismatic girl at his school.
They become an item instantly! :lol:

(This would not work at all because IMO, what would the reactions from other peers be?)


An uncool girl becomes a popular girl just because of the kindness of the popular girls who make her pretty by buying her some contacts. The popular guy falls in love with her and they become homecoming king and queen...

Irl they'd just bully her.


Very similar to one I thought of before reading this.

A nerdy unpopular girl always keeps her feelings for a popular jock who seemingly ignores her every single time they see each other at school.

One day, they suddenly begin talking when he is alone after school finishes for the day. He tells her that he's sorry for ignoring her and apologizes for being selfish. He admits his feelings for her and says that he views her as no different from popular girls in part because of how intelligent she is.

Several days later, word gets out and they become an item instantly! :lol:

IMO, the jock would lose many of his friends and maybe his status as a popular boy at his school.

Cool story.
In real life she isn't intelligent [much like everyone else who naturally knows stuff], she just likes dogs and hasn't figured out anything she's good at, or how to study for that matter. And she really just detests school and people and is extremely afraid of being liked because that attracts unnecessary attention.


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02 Jan 2021, 4:27 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
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KT67 wrote:
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A socially awkward teenage boy falls for a popular charismatic girl at his school.
They become an item instantly! :lol:

(This would not work at all because IMO, what would the reactions from other peers be?)


An uncool girl becomes a popular girl just because of the kindness of the popular girls who make her pretty by buying her some contacts. The popular guy falls in love with her and they become homecoming king and queen...

Irl they'd just bully her.


Very similar to one I thought of before reading this.

A nerdy unpopular girl always keeps her feelings for a popular jock who seemingly ignores her every single time they see each other at school.

One day, they suddenly begin talking when he is alone after school finishes for the day. He tells her that he's sorry for ignoring her and apologizes for being selfish. He admits his feelings for her and says that he views her as no different from popular girls in part because of how intelligent she is.

Several days later, word gets out and they become an item instantly! :lol:

IMO, the jock would lose many of his friends and maybe his status as a popular boy at his school.


“Lucas” is the only realistic school movie of all times.

Omg, that trailer is so touching. Seems awesome.


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02 Jan 2021, 4:41 am

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In this movie the nerdy boy does NOT get the pretty girl; and she picks the handsome jock instead.
Like in real life.


Awww, but he's so sweet.
Hmm, many autistic people are seemingly too strong and lacking sensitivity. It's like trying to kiss a bull, or a simple soccer player that doesn't know how to treat an emotional person, that can be hot but it can then be really scary and uneasy, also since women also look for a gentle man/woman to protect them. So some autistic people can seem extremely cold and collected [not necessarily from the beginning], while npd people can seem overly warm and advancing at the beginning but it won't ensure long-term.
It's because of the cognitive empathy, it's opposite for them.

But while I would prefer a honest overt npd person[that is not natural to him], who chimes in to what I ask[no issue there], who identifies and tells the feelings and urges he gets [not natural], and is not always overt about his dislikes of cuddles when we are doing it [no issue there probably], I would prefer that kind of autistic person to chime in to my desires [not natural to him apart when he's in love/heat probably], and not be scientifically overt all the time [also not natural], but I want him to be emotionally overt all the time [not natural] but if he is, I want him to identify what he is feeling scientifically [probably not natural or easy, especially given a short timeframe, also can be inaccurate based on personal belief and experience lacking].


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03 Jan 2021, 4:11 pm

The old flame who is still waiting years later, and gets back together with the hero once he finally gets his act together. At worst, she's got some crappy temporary boyfriend who she ditches for the hero after about 5 seconds thought.

Real life: she's totally married, plus she has zero interest in repeating an old mistake.


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03 Jan 2021, 6:22 pm

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The old flame who is still waiting years later, and gets back together with the hero once he finally gets his act together. At worst, she's got some crappy temporary boyfriend who she ditches for the hero after about 5 seconds thought.

Real life: she's totally married, plus she has zero interest in repeating an old mistake.

Real Real life: she's polygamous and married, and the husband knows, but she friendzoned the hero because he wakes up maternal instincts in her [because his life choices are crap].


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09 Jan 2021, 2:40 pm

Childhood lovers grow apart because of age & maturity but unexpectedly reunite years later while in college. They pick up their relationship where they left it, but it becomes a problem when their families discover it.

Reality:
Would they even recognize each other after so many years apart?


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12 Jan 2021, 1:10 am

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Hunting vampirs in Transylvania (Siebenbürgen). There are some really cute ones. :wink:
May be I should try that. :twisted:

Oh, you~
I will take you to my mansion all passed out and play tic tac toe on your nice behind with my covid bat sidekick.
I will then drop sparkly powder over it and bite yoh

Damn. Sounds super hot to watch but it seems that I need something that helps me to save my ass from that. 8O
Despite I'm a carnivore I could require some beans beside of that garlic to blow away all magic powder in such cases ... but of course that could cause your bat to drop from the ceiling and becoming awfully hurt and fearing for its life. :?
I need to find a more pet friendly plan right now like dipping my ass into holy water or using mosquito spray on it ...

Don't be afraid, it might sting but vampires are immune to covid, being part bats. It will be just like an injection, your vaccine.

Then you will stay in lockdown tightly in chains until it has its effect while Im making potions for taming the new beast in you [and for trapping you loyally to your queen, mwehehe!] and have you drink a lot of liquids from wine glasses. :heart:

I know you want to climb up the magical beanstalk into the clouds [the stairway to heaven], but rest assured you can have all my golden eggs and I will let you play my big golden harp.
Fee-fi-fo-fum!
I smell the blood of a German man.
Be he alive, or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread~
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Ettin wrathful chants weaken men and empower the creature. Energy feeding, necro much?

just fixing my picture


Ironically the Ettin looks the most real.



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12 Jan 2021, 10:35 am

Time travel?



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13 Jan 2021, 6:30 am

I like how Peter Pan has pollen all over his vest. He must have been with the elf prior.


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14 Jan 2021, 10:55 pm

I love The Breakfast Club, but

a) it bugs me that Bender mocks, insults, and belittles Claire throughout the entire movie. He even says he wouldn't talk to her at school on Monday. But, she makes out with him at the end?

b) Allison who is incredible and perfect just as she is, gets a makeover and changes her style to appear Neurotypical.

Then and only then, Andrew kisses her.

:?



In real life, I wish people like Bender and Allison would hook up.


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15 Jan 2021, 2:08 am

american military servicemembers with long hair and unregulation moustaches, only in the movies.



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15 Jan 2021, 3:05 pm

A happy, loving relationship that starts with the couple being relentlessly horrible to each other for a long time. E.g. Ronmione; every tsundere character in anime. Real life: it ends in either the courts or the mortuary. Though 50 years trapped in a loveless marriage is also an option for traditionalists.


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18 Jan 2021, 11:18 pm

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american military servicemembers with long hair and unregulation moustaches, only in the movies.

Agreed, and a big issue for transgender mtf. Let the hair be muddy, give them hairpins. Besides, nobody shoots cooler than on high heels.
Uniforms are enough for the hivemind but have they looked into autism any? Useless to try to rewire a brain that is not built for the herd.


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23 Jan 2021, 6:03 pm

On the beaches, you see no ugly bodies, all have perfect bodies. :lol: