How can I set myself up to be embarassed by girls?

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14 Jun 2009, 10:18 am

Since I was little boy I always liked stories where the boy ended up in front of a bunch of girls in his underwear really embarrassed. Remember the scene from the little rascals movie? Blondies stories were the best.
I'm a college freshman, and I can relate to the characters in blondies stories, since I have the same physical build as most of them. Short, skinny, blond, and a little underdeveloped and boyish looking. And I would love to be put into a real life stripping humiliation situation in front of girls. But I don't want to be an exposer or anything, I want it to be like the girls caught me unwillingly and are doing the humiliating. Any suggestions or ideas?

Streaking is popular in college. I could try that and then intentionally get caught, and pretend to be very nervous and plead with the girls. Maybe fraternity initations in front of sororities? I want to be put in an involuntarily embarrassing situation right out of one of the stories.



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14 Jun 2009, 10:26 am

In ur underwear? So they see ur nuts? (get it? it's a pun.)


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14 Jun 2009, 10:26 am

8O :? :) :D :lol:



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14 Jun 2009, 10:51 am

ROFL!! !

You're not alone. :)


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14 Jun 2009, 10:55 am

If you're going to go in front of girls in your underwear, at least wear boxers or boxer briefs. Going in briefs will result in too much embarrassment, and possibly damage your reputation. If you normally wear briefs (hey, no one sees them, so it's OK), buy a pair underwear specifically for doing what you're planning to do.



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14 Jun 2009, 11:59 am

Join a BDSM ( Bondage Domination Submission and Masochism) website in your city. Look for the one's that state they go by "Safe, Sane and Consensual" informed adult criteria. Post an ad in their website stating what you are looking for. I know that some of these cities have lovely women's teas that have men dress skimpy and serve them (tea, silly!) with a big scoop of humiliation for those who care for it. This way you get someone that UNDERSTANDS your need and knows how to do it and does it for fun and not for swindling you by blackmail or having their boyfriends mug you.

Putting yourself out there without a safety net will get you into more trouble than embarrassment, it will get you beat up, robbed and worse.

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14 Jun 2009, 12:26 pm

rofl that's awesome but be careful because you could get arrested for that sort of thing...big second to sinsboldly's advice. that's the way to go with that fantasy :) good luck!



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14 Jun 2009, 12:30 pm

:lmao:


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14 Jun 2009, 1:13 pm

I also want to add that Bondage and Domination (BD) does not always necessitate Sadism and Masochism (SM). You can be into the former but not the latter.


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14 Jun 2009, 1:46 pm

MikeH106 wrote:
I also want to add that Bondage and Domination (BD) does not always necessitate Sadism and Masochism (SM). You can be into the former but not the latter.


and you don't even have to be into any of it, either. It's just short hand on the internet for people of Kink.


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14 Jun 2009, 3:13 pm

Pay bullies to push you into the girls bathroom with an atomic wedgie. How about that?



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14 Jun 2009, 3:38 pm

You're not sane, are you?
You really think it's fun to get yourself embarresed -.-

Just wait til it happens and you turn into the laughing stock for the rest of your school years



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14 Jun 2009, 4:02 pm

What you're really wondering is how you can embarrass a bunch of girls.



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14 Jun 2009, 4:17 pm

Aimless wrote:
What you're really wondering is how you can embarrass a bunch of girls.


And not only that, but have them find you suddenly interesting, cute and funny on the back of it, right?

Unfortunately some fantasies have to stay as just that. In the stories the author can decide the character's reactions for them, but that doesn't mean you can pull off the same stunt in real life and get the same reactions. How would you feel if it didn't work at all and they ended up not speaking to you for the rest of the year? I'm not saying this will happen, but you have to consider all the options before doing something as daring and risky as this. It could all go horribly wrong if you aren't careful.



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15 Jun 2009, 12:28 am

Do you live in a coed dorm? If so it will be much easier.

If not, just stroll into the girl's bathroom, head to a wall, and lower your pants (not your underpants, and be sure to wear the funniest boxers you can find), then loudly complain that you can't see the urinal. When you get caught say that you forgot your glasses and you have a hearing problem.


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15 Jun 2009, 1:50 am

Join a group, for goodness' sakes, as others have suggested! Be in a controlled environment.

You are a freshman. Do you really want this embarrassment (even if it's what you want now) to haunt you for the next four years of university and possibly for a loooooooong time after that?