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Aspialyan
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19 Feb 2015, 6:29 pm

Hello

I have just landed and looking to meet Earth Female. Location is North of place you call London and East of place you name Woodbridge. I am tall slim, intelligent male type looking to meet pretty Aspie or similar type for family purposes. Please PM me if you would like to know more. I have my own transport. I am kind and generous and will keep you in nice Earth Clothes and local Earth food.

Thank you for reading my communication.

Aspialyan



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19 Feb 2015, 6:48 pm

What planet are you from? Mars?



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19 Feb 2015, 6:56 pm

Negative.



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19 Feb 2015, 8:10 pm

I understand that Earth Females don't like being referred to as Earth Females. Your post gave me a nice laugh ;).



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20 Feb 2015, 1:46 pm

Greetings. My lonely earth planet guidebook (Galaxy edition) says Earth Females (EFs) like to be called "Pretty". Are all EFs called "Pretty"? It must be very confusing when every EF has the same name. Do they have a number too?
PRETTY EF10110101 and PRETTY EF11101100 for example?



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20 Feb 2015, 3:57 pm

EF11101100 is my sister, Alien, bug off!



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20 Feb 2015, 4:00 pm

^ :lol:


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21 Feb 2015, 12:36 am

My friend PRETTY EF10101110 thinks you're cute.



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21 Feb 2015, 6:30 am

Welcome, Aspialyan. I am an Earth female...I think.


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21 Feb 2015, 7:15 am

Earth females aren't terribly difficult to locate. They can often be seen congregating around Benedict Cumberbatch.



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21 Feb 2015, 2:15 pm

Yes...

He is ugly. He is not handsome.


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21 Feb 2015, 6:40 pm

Message for EF Smudge 1

Received message.

Which part of London are you?

We can fly over to verify you on our EF verification scanner.

We will be in the spaceschipp with the orange light on top. It should be red but the red one fell off when we landed
here. It was a long journey and someone forgot to put the wheels down before landing.

Where is the nearest (space) station? This is first phrase in our London guide book.
Does this room have a view of the river and take off site? seconda phrase.

Message finish



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21 Feb 2015, 6:44 pm

The attraction to Bendyboob Cumberstache isn't based on his looks. So, dig this... If women are attracted to Bendyboob it is because of something else besides his looks.

I'll just sit back and watch all the dudes (who constantly fixate on looks) as their brains explode trying to figure that one out.



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21 Feb 2015, 6:47 pm

Aspialyan wrote:
Message for EF Smudge 1

Received message.

Which part of London are you?

We can fly over to verify you on our EF verification scanner.

We will be in the spaceschipp with the orange light on top. It should be red but the red one fell off when we landed
here. It was a long journey and someone forgot to put the wheels down before landing.

Where is the nearest (space) station? This is first phrase in our London guide book.
Does this room have a view of the river and take off site? seconda phrase.

Message finish


I hope you find some women who are attracted to this. Good luck.



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21 Feb 2015, 6:53 pm

Transmission error

Interference on signal due to cross-talking on Earth threads.

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Transmission error



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21 Feb 2015, 11:15 pm

Aspialyan wrote:
Transmission error

Interference on signal due to cross-talking on Earth threads.

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Transmission error


This might help you to integrate into Earth culture: