Ode to Wimpiness

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I am a wimp.
Sometimes I feel sad, confused, or anxious.
Sometimes I miss My Love.
I don't watch sports.
I don't piss on myself.
I take care of my hygiene.
I respect other people's space.
I don't meddle in people's lives.
I don't always wear nice, new clothes.

I like discussing ideas, not celebrities.
I really have no interest in who you know.
I treat people as equals.
I am cold and interact with people robotically.
I never smile.
I speak in a monotone.
I pursue my strongest goals relentlessly.
I don't have a place in the social structure.

A Simpson's quote is appropriate here...


I'll kick your butt!



















...at Nintendo.

Kudos to wimps everywhere!