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30 Mar 2010, 6:12 pm
Cracked.com again.. http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-re ... o-like-you
favourite quote;
Quote:
"Q: I’m a nice guy and always seem to become “just friends” with girls instead of something more. What am I doing wrong? - Ted
Well Ted, I’d suggest it’s because you’re not asking these girls out, or hitting on them, or doing anything even remotely sexual. If you act like a plant, don’t look too surprised when you’re doomed to a life of asexual reproduction. I hope you like f*****g pine cones, Ted.
Please note that I have zero interest in having my knowledge of plant biology being corrected in the comments section."
Well Ted, I’d suggest it’s because you’re not asking these girls out, or hitting on them, or doing anything even remotely sexual. If you act like a plant, don’t look too surprised when you’re doomed to a life of asexual reproduction. I hope you like f*****g pine cones, Ted.
Please note that I have zero interest in having my knowledge of plant biology being corrected in the comments section."
(It's very tongue in cheek, but some of the advice further down seems useful.
)
30 Mar 2010, 6:42 pm
30 Mar 2010, 9:56 pm
Lene wrote:
Cracked.com again.. http://www.cracked.com/blog/crackeds-re ... o-like-you
favourite quote;
(It's very tongue in cheek, but some of the advice further down seems useful.)
favourite quote;
Quote:
"Q: I’m a nice guy and always seem to become “just friends” with girls instead of something more. What am I doing wrong? - Ted
Well Ted, I’d suggest it’s because you’re not asking these girls out, or hitting on them, or doing anything even remotely sexual. If you act like a plant, don’t look too surprised when you’re doomed to a life of asexual reproduction. I hope you like f***ing pine cones, Ted.
Please note that I have zero interest in having my knowledge of plant biology being corrected in the comments section."
Well Ted, I’d suggest it’s because you’re not asking these girls out, or hitting on them, or doing anything even remotely sexual. If you act like a plant, don’t look too surprised when you’re doomed to a life of asexual reproduction. I hope you like f***ing pine cones, Ted.
Please note that I have zero interest in having my knowledge of plant biology being corrected in the comments section."
(It's very tongue in cheek, but some of the advice further down seems useful.
)very funny
02 Apr 2010, 6:41 am
02 Apr 2010, 6:22 pm
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