Do you love me, Pinocchio?

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hale_bopp
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24 Apr 2006, 2:27 pm

Tell me lies and your nose will grow

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24 Apr 2006, 2:44 pm

Pinocchio is handsome! It is understandable that you are attracted to him. I mean, who could possibly resist that delightful hat with its little red feather?

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24 Apr 2006, 9:40 pm

His nose has other uses besides intake of scent , and who says that lies make it grow. (Yes, I know that was dirty)

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24 Apr 2006, 10:30 pm

I'm not a puppet made of wood, I'm a real boy

Yours Sincerely,
Pinocchio

:lol:

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24 Apr 2006, 10:39 pm

Gepetto: Oh no I dropped my glasses! (Bends over, so his rear is towards Pinocchio) Say Pinocchio, did you steal the cookies from the cookie jar?
Pinocchio: Yes papa Gepetto.
Gepetto: Really? I would believe you if you didn't.
Pinocchio: I would never lie to you papa.
Gepetto: Who knows? You might get away with it.

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24 Apr 2006, 10:41 pm

MagicMike wrote:

ewwwwwwwwwww lol

emp
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25 Apr 2006, 12:00 pm

Note to self:
Must limit uncharitable thoughts about appalling little forum members.

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25 Apr 2006, 2:56 pm

emp wrote:

Pinocchio is handsome! It is understandable that you are attracted to him. I mean, who could possibly resist that delightful hat with its little red feather?

Oh GOD!! My hat (see my avatar) used to have a little red feather and I just noticed it isn't there anymore! :cry:

I gotta stop getting drunk with my hat on...

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25 Apr 2006, 3:09 pm

emp wrote:

Note to self:
Must limit uncharitable thoughts about appalling little forum members.

Sorry.

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25 Apr 2006, 8:25 pm

After he hit puberty, he got wood, so to speak, so his nose wasn't what grew when he told lies anymore....

"I'm a sociopath with a fetish for my own sociopathness! When I tell lies...it turns me on! See, watch this...the pen, I hold in my hand, is red!"

Doooooooeh!

"Hahah, see, it was blue!"

Doooooooouuuh...

"Awww, damn. Okay, it's red!"

Doooooooeh!

"Ah that's better. C'mere, baby!"

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26 Apr 2006, 12:14 pm

Wow, this reminds me of several bad jokes...

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13 May 2006, 8:53 pm

...And talk about pleasing two women at once

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