Something wonderful is about to happen to me (I hope!)

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boosterjones
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09 Aug 2010, 6:35 am

Hi guys (and gals) I've got something to tell you all....

I've just about 'made it' with the first girl since school!! !! !! !

When I say that I mean although I've not 'got her' as of yet, I have a high chance of 'scoring' at long last, yay!! !

Let me start from the begining.....

A few mouths ago I started to go to a 'disabled' disco (I don't think that AS is really a disabelty as such, but I when along anyway just to see what it was like)

Now although there are a few 'lower funchilng' costomers that use it I (as I'm sure you'll understand the reasons why) started to hobnob with the people who were more like myself (more or less,) anyway among all the fun and partying I soon met a group of girls (mostly AS and also, for the most part, very pritty and fenamine) all of about 19-25 (or it seemed that way to me anyway) and quickly made friends with them.

Anyway although most of them already had boyfriends I did try and charm them none the less (to which they enjoyed and well you never know....) And you may have read past posts about my attempts to get them to fall in love with me (dont worry I used none of the mad plans that I came up with so we are all still on good terms.) However nothing prepaired me for what was to come last week.....

I was standing at the bar (as they have one there) and as we were at a new venue that week there were a few new faces (of whom I charmed as you never know what may happen....) and not far from me was one of the girls (from the aformenchend group) that I got on well with (as it happens her mate I also happen to fancy) and suddenly without warning her boyfriend (or should that be ex-boyfriend) got up from his seat a few tables away a started to yell at her and if it weren't for the bonsurs he would have swung a punch at her!

Anyway after getting in a tissy (as that was what it was) she dumpped him on the spot.

So now I'm going (after she has recoved) to perhaps charm my way into her you know what (and get a wedding cake)

I don't mean to glout over her pain (as I do feel sorry for her) but I can't let this chance get past me.

Wish me luck!

Goodbye, Till Next Time



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09 Aug 2010, 6:39 am

Make sure you're really nice to her, listen to her, and comfort her, then she'll think you're nice and you will then have a chance. Good luck to you.



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09 Aug 2010, 6:42 am

good luck with 'charming your way into her you know what' :?



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09 Aug 2010, 8:11 am

:D Thanks, and don't worry I'll take your advice!

Goodbye Till Next Time!



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09 Aug 2010, 10:42 am

Congratulations, I guess, but there's just something about your turn of phrase that makes me feel uneasy...


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09 Aug 2010, 11:13 am

good luck.
Just remember that if you're going after someone who just broke up, to consider their feelings, be respectful, be sincere. In actuality no one likes a "player".
Other players see them as competition, girls think they're douchebags, and regular joes who can't get any are jealous. So don't try to be a player, just be yourself, and play to your strengths.
Are you going to try for a serious relationship or are you just trying to get into their pants?
either way, be responsible.


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09 Aug 2010, 11:51 am

KaiG wrote:
Congratulations, I guess, but there's just something about your turn of phrase that makes me feel uneasy...

Same here. :? 8O



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09 Aug 2010, 1:11 pm

boosterjones wrote:
So now I'm going (after she has recoved) to perhaps charm my way into her you know what (and get a wedding cake)


You're going to charm your way into her bakery, so you can get a wedding cake? I don't know....pretty creepy! :lol:



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09 Aug 2010, 5:00 pm

All this worrying just to get a girl to kiss you? :?


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09 Aug 2010, 7:51 pm

seems pretty creepy.



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10 Aug 2010, 3:50 am

Look guys although I'm still going to charm her (as I do like her) I was joking about the weding cake

Although you never know what may happen....

Goodbye Till Next Time.



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10 Aug 2010, 6:08 pm

oops (tape on mouth)



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10 Aug 2010, 7:30 pm

hale_bopp wrote:
seems pretty creepy.


That is what I was thinking as well.


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10 Aug 2010, 7:33 pm

ASMJT wrote:
boosterjones wrote:
So now I'm going (after she has recoved) to perhaps charm my way into her you know what (and get a wedding cake)


You're going to charm your way into her bakery, so you can get a wedding cake? I don't know....pretty creepy! :lol:


If i was going to sneak into her bakery, i'd at least snag a few jelly-filled donuts too


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10 Aug 2010, 8:16 pm

I really couldn't understand the OP's post at all.



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11 Aug 2010, 7:48 am

Sionis wrote:
I really couldn't understand the OP's post at all.

boosterjones is at a bar for people with disabilities. The boyfriend of a girl he fancies turns up and yells at her, then she dumps him. He decides that he now has a chance to date her, so he's going to wait until she's recovered from the breakup before asking her out.
hale_bopp wrote:
Seems pretty creepy.

Yes, especially considering the disturbing things he's posted before.