The Roissy Maxims

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Roissy Maxim #2: Women are turned on by displays of male power. Striking in anger or contempt or disciplinary scorn is one such form of power.

Roissy Maxim #3: Whenever an attractive girl tells you she hates as*holes, or describes her experience in the past dating as*holes and claims to avoid them now, or recites a laundry list of asshøle-y things guys do that she disapproves of, you can bet your weight in gold bricks that she needs you to be an asshøle to her.

Roissy Maxim #4: Trust no one missing a sense of humor.

Roissy Maxim #6: Never make it easy for a girl.

Roissy Maxim #7: Your girl will thank you for your steadfast devotion to your belief in yourself

Roissy Maxim #7: The sweeter and more innocent a girl seems, the greater the likelihood she has been in a gangbang.

Corollary: Always assume she is a bïtch. It helps kick the legs out from under the pedestal you will be tempted to put her on, and it is more often than not true.

Roissy Maxim #7: The greater the age difference between the older man and the younger woman, the tighter his game will need to be, barring compensatory attributes.

Roissy Maxim #8: Marriage is a social mechanism designed to exchange sex for indentured servitude.

Roissy Maxim #10: It’s attraction uber alles.

Roissy Maxim #11: The greater the sexual market value disparity between the husband and his depreciating wife, and the more kids they have, the more life the husband has sucked out of him.

Roissy Maxim #12: If you are comfortable with your game being splashed across a JumboTron for thousands of people to read, then you are doing it right.

Roissy Maxim #13: Calling a girl out on her lie accomplishes nothing.

Roissy Maxim #13: When the love is gone, women can be as cold as if they had never known you.

Roissy Maxim #13: When in doubt, game.

Roissy Maxim #15: Female cultural equality = male dating inequality. Female cultural inequality = male dating equality. You cannot have both. So sayeth human nature.

Roissy Maxim #17: Be narcissistic. There is no greater divergence than that between a woman’s stated disapproval of male narcissism and the rapidity with which she jumps into bed with a male narcissist.

Roissy Maxim #18: The two fundamental propositions upon which all game theory rests are male choosiness and female abundance. All alpha males have these two mindsets in common.

Corollary to the above: Male choosiness and female abundance do not necessarily have to be true for the strategy of behaving as if they are true to be effective at seducing women.

Roissy Maxim #19: The alpha male thinks and acts more like a woman than a man in matters of seduction. He understands his adversary’s psychology, and uses it to shatter her defenses.

Roissy Maxim #20: The gina tingle is the principal moral code to which women subscribe. All other moral considerations pale in comparison.

Roissy Maxim #21: Never talk about getting into a relationship even if the girl says that’s what she’s looking for.

Roissy Maxim #25: Withholding sex is the tactic of a woman who has already lost. It is mutually assured destruction.

Roissy Maxim #26: If a woman says the word “sex” in conversation with you or about you, no matter the context, it means she’s thinking about having sex with you.

Roissy Maxim #27: Women are more pliable in the company of competing women
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Roissy Maxim #27: You have to make marriage an attractive alternative for MEN — not women — if you want the institution to thrive.

Roissy Maxim #30: When in doubt, ask yourself “WWJD?” What Would a Jerk Do? Then do that.

Roissy Maxim #33: NO girl wants to be thought she isn’t a special little snowflake.

Roissy Maxim #39: Never tell a girl how much you make, even if you’re loaded. In case of marriage, keep separate accounts.

Roissy Maxim #39: If you want a wife stay clear of investing much in girls who constantly remind you they like to have “fun fun fun” and “get bored easily”.

Roissy Maxim #41: The more experience you have with women, the more you’ll know which women have experience with men.

Corollary to #41: It is the inexperienced beta male who is most often in the dark about a woman’s sexual history and liable to be victimized by the cheating slut.

Roissy Maxim #44: Women will not hold it against you for trying to get into their panties on the first night. In fact, they will respect you more for your boldness and willingness to follow your manly desires.

Roissy Maxim #49: If you plan on cheating and get caught, act like a total jerk who did nothing wrong. Your girlfriend will then wonder if it’s something she did.

Roissy Maxim #51: Commanding women to do your bidding will give you a bigger beta margin of error.

Roissy Maxim #52: Girls need to test men for their grace under pressure.

Roissy Maxim #55: If she’s hot, why would she bother with online dating?

Roissy Maxim #59: High IQ is no inoculation against beta delusion. If anything, high IQ obstructs clear thinking about women’s nature.
Roissy Maxim #59: The longer you are away from seducing new women, the harder it will be to seduce one when you want.

Roissy Maxim #66: As men are becoming ever bigger cowards and betas in their dealings with women, they are losing the leverage to shape and push women’s child-like and selfishly amoral political opinions in logical, just and long-term oriented directions.

Roissy Maxim #68: The definition of Inner Game: Hit on every woman who stimulates your crotch. Make life uncomfortable for them, not yourself.

Roissy Maxim # 71: When a girl signals that she doesn’t enjoy sex, do not spend one second more with her. Your libido is too important to gamble on such a girl.

Roissy Maxim #71: In their sexual primes women’s attraction for as*holes is at its strongest. You can catch a lot of hungry flies with honey, but s**t attracts the most well-fed flies.

Roissy Maxim #75: If you get sexually rejected, don’t admit it to yourself, and especially don’t admit it to the girl.

Roissy Maxim #77: Women will screech louder the closer your words get to damaging or exposing vulnerabilities in their sexual market value.

Roissy Maxim #81: Whenever you hear or read the words “gender”, “gendered”, “gendered norm”, “subtle gender bias”, or “increasingly egalitarian, yet there remains…” know that you are dealing with a leftwing equalist, blank-slate believing fruitcake who cannot deal with the fact that men and women are biologically different from birth.

Roissy Maxim #83: Awareness of a woman’s games is a precision-guided weapon in a man’s arsenal of seduction. Slyly revealing your knowledge of a woman’s obstructive game tactics is like catnip to her

Roissy Maxim #84: Respect the momentum.

Roissy Maxim #93: The rare older woman-younger man pairing is like a lab experiment gone wrong. It violates the natural order of things, and leaves its practitioners emotionally twisted and in a constant mental race to hyperrationalize their subpar mate choice.

Roissy Maxim #98: Marriage is no escape from the sexual market and the possibility that you may be outbid by a competitor with higher value. Corollary: Singleness is no guarantee of full sexual market participation.

Roissy Maxim #101: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta.

Roissy Maxim #328: Underneath the veneer of civilized discourse we act in ways that are brazenly self-interested in the short term.
Roissy Addendum #328a: Seeking short term status is a matter of self-interest.

Roissy Maxim #666: All kneel before the god of biomechanics, by sword or by surrender.

Roissy Maxim #666: When a woman has incentive to lie, she will choose lying over honesty EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Corollary to Maxim #666: Treat woman like Soviet Russia — Trust but verify.

Roissy Maxim #856: Swear by the HipandCooter oath: First, use no logic.

Roissy Maxim #2008: Socialists gain when single women who refuse to settle vote. They lose when single women forget to vote on their way to the mall.

Roissy is a PUA blogger who is well-known for his crass (and effective advice)



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Roissy Maxim #26: If a woman says the word “sex” in conversation with you or about you, no matter the context, it means she’s thinking about having sex with you.

So all women I know want to have sex with me? O_o

ridiculous lol

Roissy Maxim #101: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta.

So all women I know want to have sex with me? O_o

ridiculous lol

Anyone who is going to rely on rules such as these (some of them are just ludicrous) is in for a lot of confusion.

Lotus,

Roissy's advice often works in western culture. I've seen it in action and it works quite beautifully (or hideously depending on your point of view.

The reason I pay directly is simply because the AS symptoms hinder the skills that men need to develop romantic relationships with women such as being able to read body language, maintain attractive body language, know exactly what to say, etc. There are plenty of other guys on WP in the same situation. I chose to do something about my own desires as opposed to crying about what I don't have. (Paging Dr. Toad...)

Also from my observations, having a gf or getting married is an arrangement in which I'd keep paying more to get less and less. I've seen this all too often.

Frankly I'd rather pay direct for a hot 20 year old than settle and pay indirectly out the
Nose for an aging 38 year old terrified of being alone or some single mom looking for a sucker to pay the bills she ran up. Aspies/spergies fit that bill quite well unfortunately.

I will not apologize for making the most of the hand I was dealt. Your rudimentary shaming language ("You shouldn't have to pay for it!") is a lame attempt to deflect the issue at hand. Which is Given that aspie males have trouble with the skills needed to start and maintain a romantic relationship how should they adjust?

Roissy Maxim #2: Women are turned on by displays of male power. Striking in anger or contempt or disciplinary scorn is one such form of power.

I think Roissy Maxim #4 is about right.