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domino
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14 Dec 2010, 10:49 pm

im kinda mad im single. any suggestions

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arondight
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14 Dec 2010, 11:20 pm

Mad as in angry, insane or a little crazy? As for being single I shall oversimplify and say just find a fair maiden to whom you can lend your heart.

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domino
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14 Dec 2010, 11:24 pm

thanks and mad as in angry

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purplekitty
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14 Dec 2010, 11:29 pm

Why are you mad? What is it you want?

There are good things to being single: you can do whatever you want, have sex with whoever you want, and live your own life.

auntblabby
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15 Dec 2010, 12:09 am

purplekitty wrote:

Why are you mad? What is it you want?

There are good things to being single: you can do whatever you want, have sex with whoever you want, and live your own life.

maybe he's angry or angst-ridden because the things you mention, for whatever reason aren't manifesting.

Arman_Khodaei
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15 Dec 2010, 12:43 am

purplekitty wrote:

Why are you mad? What is it you want?

There are good things to being single: you can do whatever you want, have sex with whoever you want, and live your own life.

These things can be difficult for those of us with autism. I might also note that I have no desire to have sex with whoever I want. I save that for relationships only, but that's me. If you told me that it was good to be single because I could have sec with whoever I wanted, I would be very insulted, to say the least.

Asp-Z
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15 Dec 2010, 1:28 pm

Use your hand more.

billsmithglendale
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15 Dec 2010, 1:32 pm

Asp-Z wrote:

Use your hand more.

...and meet more people. The more people you meet, the less chance you have of staying single.

auntblabby
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15 Dec 2010, 1:54 pm

get a fleshlight and use it. it works for me.

Mouldy
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15 Dec 2010, 6:31 pm

Your single, im single

Let's go out and party dude! :lol:

I recently became single and it's not so bad trust me you'll get used to it

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domino
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15 Dec 2010, 6:45 pm

first off, i will NOT use my hand and my friends probably know my game of relaxing but if they dont i will find someone so any girl i want i will use my calmness i have found will be used with my found calmness

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Keeno
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15 Dec 2010, 8:09 pm

Asp-Z wrote:

Use your hand more.

I thought you were smarter than that, or as usual I've missed the point that it's a joke. I suspect the latter.

Keeno
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15 Dec 2010, 8:11 pm

domino wrote:

thanks and mad as in angry

What is making you angry at being single? Is it anything to do with people's (e.g. classmates') reactions to someone who's single?

LordoftheMonkeys
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15 Dec 2010, 8:39 pm

purplekitty wrote:

Why are you mad? What is it you want?

There are good things to being single: you can... have sex with whoever you want...

Assuming you're into the whole fling/hookup scene. A lot of us aren't, you know. The only time I would ever have sex with someone would be if I was in a relationship with them.

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Asp-Z
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16 Dec 2010, 11:12 am

To elaborate, my post "use your hand more", referring to masturbation, was half serious. It helps relieve sexual tension, and as the OP is 17 and has no girlfriend, we can assume he has lots of that.

domino
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16 Dec 2010, 5:45 pm

keeno i have close friends and if it was simple to somehow convince girls that im the greatest somehow i would love to meet that person who can teach me i am am calm about this and i know they can tell if im hitting on them and most of them im not attracted to

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