Not to sound shallow, but because I have trouble formulating individual identities for all but the most frequent users (like Tim or CockneyRebel), I have to determine based on a limited impression plus photos.
I don't know his name, but he is cute, underage (for me), a Seattle dweller, and intelligent. And sadly, straight. So . . .harmlessly, *that guy.*
That said, I've seen better options, but they haven't impressed upon me, so I cannot identify them in the least.