I swear... I'm a non-sexual pimp

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At times it sure seems like it.

No, I'm not making this up.

What is a non-sexual pimp?

Has it got anything to do with mo-jo?

Pimps are disgusting monsters no one should want to be.


People that wear insane brightly coloured psychotic clothing, expensive jewelry, drive around in fancy bouncing cars, that attract members of the opposite sex who may or may be dark skinned though I can see


I'm going to assume that you get a lot of attention of a potential sexual nature, and this is what you ment

I think I know what you are talking about. Maybe "player" would be a better word? Anyway, I somehow always ended up getting roped into some wierd sexual fling (heh, sometimes literally) when all I "really" (stated purpose) wanted to do was make a friend. I have some f'ed up issues with sex, man. Like, for some reason I think people will like me more if I am some sort of sex god. I don't even think it is fun most of the time. I guess, at some point, I get a random horny impulse and just let that completely take over the direction of the relationship. That, or maybe I don't have any compatabilities with most people above the belt.