A bit of advice...

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From Me, David Bowie... (so few get the joke)

someone once told me about getting my first kiss

"it will happen when you least expect it"
for awhile, I didn't really buy it, then it happened, I am still single, but these little steps have really made me smile in the past few days
when you're desperate people know, and they don't like it, and I had no thoughts that day to try and hook up, and I was gifted, not once but twice.
a girlfriend isn't like a dragonball, she won't wish away your problems and you two will be happy, you need to get out in the world and meet people, make mistakes and learn
yeah I don't know the name of the girl who I got my first kiss from but I don't really care, it was the fact it happened and I got it to happen, she wanted to kiss me, and that feeling was better then the actual kiss itself

and the only thing better was the girl who let me touch her boobs

but that's not important, my point is, one needs to get out and experience the world, trying and failing can teach you something, and before I end this, please don't just post whining stuff, I couldn't care less
I am offering my own take on things, if you don't agree, fine but I don't care if you don't
enjoy the social game, have fun with it, its supposed to be fun

(btw I'm not David Bowie)

I agree!
Good for you Mr (not really) Bowie!

Sometimes, in a stroke of luck, you may meet a self proclaimed whore who is obviously on too many meds. She told me she wanted to have sex for the 28th time before she turned 21, and I was chosen (yay?) so she flirted with me for a while, then dragged me to the bathroom and started making out with me, and...yeah. I ran out of there. She was attractive, but it sounds a lot cooler than it actually is, or at least from my perspective. Crazy I like, but doing the crabwalk I do not. Her way of "shaking hands" is for people to feel her boobs.

So sometimes, if you hang around the nerdy part of whatever school you may be at, by a stroke of luck you can find a girl like this. It wasn't my first kiss, but I certainly wasn't expecting it. The thing about expectations is that there is no better forcefield to getting laid or kissed. Going into a relationship with expectations...that's the best way to screw it up. Works every time.

My first kiss happened when I least expected it to as well.

In other news, I've never understood what the big deal about a "first kiss" is.

(And for those who think of themselves as Men: really? you don't consider using that phrase a threat to your masculinity?)

First kiss is just experiencing something new, its usually wet and sloppy.

My best kiss however was when love was involved. The emotion behind it was intense.