5 hobbies that don't impress elves

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1) Making toys (they're already bored of that!)
2) Growing (don't make them jealous!)
3) Going to warm countries (they live in the North Pole for a reason!)
4) Delivering things (their boss annoys them with those duties already!)
5) Wearing anything but green clothes (it's their style!)

1) Not enslaving penguins on the North Pole (wishful thinking )
2) Riding a polar bear
3) Pestering the Inuit
4) Being a Dwarf
5) Skinny dipping in a hole in the ice

1) Cutting trees
2) Playing WOW as an orc
3) Raping deers
4) Dying
5) Having round ears

elves are the slaves of the faeries