So I think I just need to write a book....

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16 Jan 2011, 4:00 pm

Being someone thats high functioning autistic and already having enough problems with socializing in life, my love life is obviously another bump int he road as well. In the last 5 years I've gone though about 6 girl friends. The other day I find out that my online girl friend of 2 years as of last november is now pregnant with someone elses kid when she decided to get high with him. What a wonderful life this. I guess in the end I always have my obsessive collection of transformers to go back too, atleast I know they won't hurt me in the end <_<

Time to start writing a new york times best seller now....



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16 Jan 2011, 5:28 pm

6 girl friends in the past 5 years? You should write a dating book for the rest of us. I haven't had a date in almost 4 years.


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16 Jan 2011, 6:56 pm

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The other day I find out that my online girl friend of 2 years as of last november is now pregnant with someone elses kid when she decided to get high with him


You dodged a real bullet there!



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16 Jan 2011, 7:02 pm

Lene wrote:
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The other day I find out that my online girl friend of 2 years as of last november is now pregnant with someone elses kid when she decided to get high with him


You dodged a real bullet there!
He dodged a missile. :D



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16 Jan 2011, 8:36 pm

hyperbole wrote:
6 girl friends in the past 5 years? You should write a dating book for the rest of us. I haven't had a date in almost 4 years.

I was going to suggest the same thing. I only had 1 girl & that was 7/8 years ago. Been trying to find another for over 6 years with no luck.


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16 Jan 2011, 9:02 pm

nick007 wrote:
hyperbole wrote:
6 girl friends in the past 5 years? You should write a dating book for the rest of us. I haven't had a date in almost 4 years.

I was going to suggest the same thing. I only had 1 girl & that was 7/8 years ago. Been trying to find another for over 6 years with no luck.



oh dear, we are sad......:(


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