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31 Jan 2011, 9:21 pm

It's not like she's high-maintanence or anything, but I'm stumped...any suggestions?

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31 Jan 2011, 9:28 pm

Grisha wrote:

It's not like she's high-maintanence or anything, but I'm stumped...any suggestions?

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maybe some stilettos? Wow I must say, a definite 9 / 10 you've bagged there :lol:

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31 Jan 2011, 9:30 pm

:lol:

You're one lucky guy. I'd suggest charm anklets. Don't forget the teeny-tiny bells!

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31 Jan 2011, 9:33 pm

bucephalus wrote:

Grisha wrote:

It's not like she's high-maintanence or anything, but I'm stumped...any suggestions?

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maybe some stilettos? Wow I must say, a definite 9 / 10 you've bagged there :lol:

Thanks! WAY out of my league, but who am I to argue?

Stilettos are a great idea, but I don't know her hoof-size and two pairs might get expensive.

I'm thinking a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret...or a full-face waxing...

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31 Jan 2011, 10:26 pm

She looks like a lovely lady, I think you two look just right for each other.

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31 Jan 2011, 10:38 pm

She's beautiful... I suggest some of her favourite greenery, and some pats on the chest.

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31 Jan 2011, 10:57 pm

zen_mistress wrote:

She's beautiful... I suggest some of her favourite greenery, and some pats on the chest.

Well it's difficult to tell what her "favorite" food is - she'll eat just about anything you put in front of her.

"Pats on the chest"?! We've only been dating for about a week :oops:

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31 Jan 2011, 10:58 pm

A Louis Vuitton feed bag and a good roll in the hay?

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31 Jan 2011, 10:59 pm

You could always stick with the traditional and get her a tin can.

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31 Jan 2011, 11:01 pm

10 cans of tuna fish.

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01 Feb 2011, 1:31 am

I'm from a big irish family so I've got a scottish joke all ready. Out of respect for emlion, I'll hold my tongue. :wink:

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01 Feb 2011, 1:42 am

Grisha wrote:

zen_mistress wrote:

She's beautiful... I suggest some of her favourite greenery, and some pats on the chest.

Well it's difficult to tell what her "favorite" food is - she'll eat just about anything you put in front of her.

"Pats on the chest"?! We've only been dating for about a week :oops:

Her udder is at at the back near her hind legs, so she wont be offended at a chest pat. Just remember not to do it to a human female on a date

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01 Feb 2011, 1:51 am

I can't help but feel this is a light troll post.

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01 Feb 2011, 2:53 am

this aint trollish at all. Goats have every right to a love life just as much as the rest of us. I thought trollish topics were designed to antagonise people. This only makes me feel happy and reasured, shows that there is hope for everyone

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01 Feb 2011, 3:40 am

There are a few permutations of what can go into a troll because the troll can be directed at anything or anyone, for different reasons. Antagonization is one end, but pure humor is as well. There's also satire.

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01 Feb 2011, 5:00 am

I'd suggest a nice straw hat decorated with silk flowers (she would just eat the real ones).

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