What? Me picky? Nah. . .
Here is my criteria-what type of woman I would like to meet:
1-Must have a pulse.
2-Be breathing.
3-Able to move/walk on own.
4-Must be Human or an alien that resembles a human.
5-Must be female.
6-Must not look up my kilt during the local highland games. . .not that there's much to see.
7-Under the age of 50 (human)-Under the age of 1000 (alien).
8-Must not be a Republican.
9-Must be under 200 pounds (Both human and alien).
Beyond that, I'm open/not picky.
But all joking aside.
It does cause me fear not having someone in my life. As I have wrote in others posts-That is my only fear. Is to not find someone and die alone.
All I really want is to be with someone who would love me for who I am. And I would do the same for her.
I'm not talk story book-that's not real. There be happy times, sad times, and of course arguments.
Intelligence, personality and a sense of humor are what I value most. Let's face it, I'm no looker myself. Sometimes you need to look beneath the surface to see the true beauty of a person. And though somethings tend to irritate you, look beyond that.
It's our imperfections that make us all unique, individuals.
For the longest time, love was just a word with no meaning. And at times, I still wonder if it is just a meaningless word.
I'm not depressed. By am sad. Hoping that I may, just once, know what love is.
Well, that's all I have to say.
Thank you for reading this.
I wish everyone success in their search for love.
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Hey I know my rights! I'm entitled to a phone call and a. . .strip search.
Last edited by whiteskunk on 22 Jul 2006, 10:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.
1: Must have a pulse at least 50 beats per minute.
2: Be breathing on own.
3: Able to move/walk on own; a cane is okay.
4: Must be human.
5: Has all the body parts in place.
6: Must be female.
7: Between ages 18 and 28.
8: Must not be against Israel (can be practicing any religion).
9: Must be under 300 pounds.
10: Must be a U.S. citizen or legal resident. (With an illegal immigrant, there's a risk of her marrying me just for the Green Card, then leaving me.)
Beyond that, anyone can fit.