Any cute female aliens among us?

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Any hot looking female aliens here? Doesn't matter what galaxy you're from. Must resemble a human-no tentacles please.
And be the eqivalent (age wise) to a human woman roughly 35-50 years of age. Ht/Wt prop. Long flowing red hair major plus. Also be caring/compassionate, honest and be playful with a sense of humor. Personality and intelligence score big with me. . .and pleasing to the eye doesn't hurt either.

Me-45 yrs old., 5'10", 215 lbs., auburn/brown hair, hazel eyes. Am sarcastic, cynical, even-tempered (usually), spontaneous, shy initially, adventureous, playful, good sense of humor, not a saint but try to do right by others. Am a vegetarian with a major sweet tooth. Enjoy music, movies, anime, reading and much more.

Who's kidding. . .if I can get off this rock with a hot looking female alien via a spaceship. . .just try to stop me.
I'm not crazy. . .well middle-age crazy maybe. But who wouldn't want to leave this planet for someplace free of war, hatred, etc.

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Last edited by whiteskunk on 03 Aug 2006, 9:58 pm, edited 12 times in total.

KLOL!

(Kefka LOL. Kefka, for those of you not in the know, was the main villain in "Final Fantasy 6". He had a really weird, but evil laugh. When I wish to emulate that laugh, I use "KLOL")

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Last edited by whiteskunk on 03 Aug 2006, 6:53 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Simply because a man looks at your profile doesn't make you (or them) gay, perhaps they are simply interested in what you look like, or what you are interested in.

I look at guys on online dating sites who are from my town, because I like to see if I know them in real life.

ED: I recruited a new guy to my indoor soccer team cause he said he enjoyed soccer in his profile. He'd only been in town a few weeks and didn't know anyone, so he was glad when I contacted him.

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Maybe they are looking to get some good ideas about writing their own ads.

Just for that stupid comment i'm going to look at your ad, too.

For the record, i'm 6 foot 5, black, and way 150kgs, also, i'm a guy. (and i'm gay)

FYI: I have log-in problems at A.A. I found a work-around, but I have to look at somebody's ad. I was hoping one of the young ladies was going to raise this issue, but I guess they're shy.

I have apologised to whiteskunk, and we have worked this thing out. While I was not reponsible for the "men looking at his profile", my mistake was to give my evil KLOL (Kefka LOL), which inflamed the situation. However, we have worked this out.

Guys looking at your profile is a problem? I would have thought that it would only be a problem if they tried to contact you. Geez...anyone would think we were living in a free country!

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Well whiteshunk goal was to get attention to his ad he does not give a damn if
a man or a gay man looks at his ad. He is a marketing genius. The problem is there
is so few aspie women and even fewer looking for a mate and even fewer looking for
an aspie male.

So...he's a "marketing genius" who hasn't done his market research, nor is he chasing up the pink dollar. Interesting strategy!

Now that I have your attention. I changed the topic of this post.

Any hot looking female aliens here? Doesn't matter what galaxy you're from. Must resemble a human-no tentacles please.
And be the eqivalent (age wise) to a human woman roughly 35-50 years of age. Ht/Wt prop. Long flowing red hair major plus. Also be caring/compassionate, honest and be playful with a sense of humor. Personality and intelligence score big with me. . .and pleasing to the eye doesn't hurt either.

Me-45 yrs old., 5'10", 215 lbs., auburn/brown hair, hazel eyes. Am sarcastic, cynical, even-tempered (usually), spontaneous, shy initially, adventureous, playful, good sense of humor, not a saint but try to do right by others. Am a vegetarian with a major sweet tooth. Enjoy music, movies, anime, reading and much more.

Who's kidding. . .if I can get off this rock with a hot looking female alien via a spaceship. . .just try to stop me.
I'm not crazy. . .well middle-age crazy maybe. But who wouldn't want to leave this planet for someplace free of war, hatred, etc.

Last edited by whiteskunk on 04 Aug 2006, 9:32 am, edited 2 times in total.

Hey, they're all cute!

Isn't there atleast one out there. . .don't be shy. 'Sigh'

What a shock it would be if one (the real deal) did reply. But I'd keep quiet about it. I don't look good in a straight jacket.

Hey that would be a good way to find a women make straight jackets and print
a personal ad on them. Sell them at cost around the country. That way you
get your ad out and target a good market. That reminds me of a bad taste
post i wanted to do.

parent of aspie: "My kid is out of control please help"

TheMachine1: Hi my company sales kid size straight jackets with cool logo's
printed on them send $39.95 to TheMachine1 health products , P.O Box......

Hey! I have a top of the line printer and I am after all a graphic/cartoon artist. . .wanna place a funny fact ad like that?