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alex
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20 Jan 2010, 7:06 pm

Hello. I would like you to be my aspie girlfriend. if interested, please send me a PM. :heart:

EDIT::::
here's the application:

edit: due to confusion i am stating that i didn't make this application

Last edited by alex on 31 Jan 2010, 4:05 pm, edited 3 times in total.

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20 Jan 2010, 7:11 pm

no offence Alex but.. is this a joke?
i'm fairly certain you've said yourself before to "go out & ask people out" etc..?
maybe i'm missing something and i wish you good luck, but this seems "odd" and not in the cool wrong planet way.
but anyways, there are probably interested parties PMing you now.
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20 Jan 2010, 7:32 pm

You live in DC?

Dangerous place to have a girlfriend.

Too many super mutants and ghouls.

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20 Jan 2010, 7:37 pm

So what if he posts this?

In some culture like India people put in newspaper ads for husbands so i think this is fine.

It's fair game. :lol:

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20 Jan 2010, 8:09 pm

alex wrote:

Hello. I would like you to be my aspie girlfriend. if interested, please send me a PM. :heart:

have you tried posting in "Eligible Odd Bods" or on AspieAffection? Personal classified ads are not encouraged on Love and Dating.

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20 Jan 2010, 8:10 pm

What happened to the girl you were dating, Alex?

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20 Jan 2010, 8:17 pm

He's polymourous. Just kidding, but lol at this.

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20 Jan 2010, 8:47 pm

He's just making fun of the people that do this. Either that or someone hacked his account...

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20 Jan 2010, 9:02 pm

ToadOfSteel wrote:

He's just making fun of the people that do this. Either that or someone hacked his account...

I'm thinking hacker.

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20 Jan 2010, 9:28 pm

What happened to that girl you asked out for fast food takeaway? :lol:

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20 Jan 2010, 9:52 pm

Aimless wrote:

ToadOfSteel wrote:

He's just making fun of the people that do this. Either that or someone hacked his account...

I'm thinking hacker.

nah i wouldnt put it past alex to pull something like this. If so, kudos :hail:

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20 Jan 2010, 10:01 pm

sinsboldly wrote:

alex wrote:

Hello. I would like you to be my aspie girlfriend. if interested, please send me a PM. :heart:

have you tried posting in "Eligible Odd Bods" or on AspieAffection? Personal classified ads are not encouraged on Love and Dating.

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lol

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20 Jan 2010, 10:16 pm

blue_bean wrote:

What happened to that girl you asked out for fast food takeaway? :lol:

She got eaten. :lol:

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21 Jan 2010, 1:23 am

LOL

Can I see what the application looks like?

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21 Jan 2010, 4:31 pm

Magnus wrote:

LOL

Can I see what the application looks like?

I'm guessing it's either

#1
just one question on it: "Do you have a v****a?"

-or-

#2
"Please check off the boxes that apply to you. You must be able to check off all boxes in order to be considered.

_ You can pat your head and rub your belly at the same time.
_ You know how to speak exactly five sub-Saharan African languages. Those knowing 6+ should not apply, and will not be considered for the Girlfriend position.
_ You own a TV whose pixel resolution is a multiple of pi. This means you are a good person.
_ You eat free-range carrots growing wild in Antarctica. Don't tell me they don't exist. They do. I am always right, and you are wrong and disqualified.
_ You live within 100 meters from me. 100 is in binary.
_ You are always a nice person to everybody.
_ You are sometimes not nice to mean people.
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.
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21 Jan 2010, 8:05 pm

hartzofspace wrote:

What happened to the girl you were dating, Alex?

Yes, Alex what happened to Katie?

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