Why am I sooo awkward. Ill never get a date / GF =0

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The_Face_of_Boo
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23 Jul 2011, 3:00 pm

Why Jesus why?



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23 Jul 2011, 3:05 pm

you Boolly!


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23 Jul 2011, 3:06 pm

Anna, I need your goat asap.



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23 Jul 2011, 3:12 pm

my goat is a monogamist I'm afraid. anyway, it's a secret affair, so shoosh.


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23 Jul 2011, 3:17 pm

I can pay.



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23 Jul 2011, 3:27 pm

You said in another topic that there are plenty of dates in your country. Hell, you even said they are cheap. Can't you just buy some or climb a tree?



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23 Jul 2011, 3:35 pm

<--- Look at me!! do I look like something who can climb a tree??



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23 Jul 2011, 9:01 pm

If it is serious...

Perhaps...Umm....Get the .....ugliest one?

-Nevertheless you may never satisfied by that, you perhaps want one to satisfy your fantasy..

Or...ask your family members and take advantage of their social connections(if they have got any)to get you one? Is that possible in Lebanon? It may be possible in the Middle East...But it depends on your family members...

-but, even so, you may don't want to use this way, you may perfer to be independent...And as you said, you are liberal and leftist on these things.. :wink:

Or...work harder and harder in order to be successful, therefore you can choose from the most beautiful ones....?

-O, it may sound far too materialistic to you...In my impression, you even hate materialistic view...therefore how can you actually do....I should never forget that you are a young, emotional idealist....

There are always many many ways. But you perhaps would never use them....for I am afraid that most of them may fail your criteria...:roll:

However, If it is not serious....

I would not be in the mood to continue this, as it is wasting my time, bye.(Partly your style) :tongue: :salut:



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23 Jul 2011, 9:41 pm

Get the ugliest one, not such a bad idea... They are always nicer anyways, they feel they have to make up for looks. Thats why hot girls are so mean, they can get away with it.. Anyways looks quickly change. No one really ages nicely.. (I should take my own advice, Im sooo superficial, love hot men. =)



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23 Jul 2011, 10:13 pm

sagan wrote:
Get the ugliest one, not such a bad idea... They are always nicer anyways, they feel they have to make up for looks. Thats why hot girls are so mea, they can get away with it.. Anyways looks quickly change. No one really ages nicely.. (I should take my own advice, Im sooo superficial, love hot men. =)


Disagree. My mother ages very beautifully.

However, I agree about superficial...we women are superficial as well as inconstant...But it does not mean that we cannot think deeply....

According to my experience, I have experienced 'love at first sight'..
However, my taste is rather strange in the Westerner's opinion...
Repeating myself all the time... I love hairy men and his hair must be dark :heart:



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23 Jul 2011, 10:55 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
<--- Look at me!! do I look like something who can climb a tree??

You may be a head in a jar.
<---- But at least your not a farsighted, absent minded, incredibly stubborn, cocker spaniel :P


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24 Jul 2011, 2:18 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Anna, I need your goat asap.

I knew you liked the goats. I'm going to have to get a chastity belt ready.


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24 Jul 2011, 10:06 am

metaphysics wrote:
If it is serious...

Perhaps...Umm....Get the .....ugliest one?

-Nevertheless you may never satisfied by that, you perhaps want one to satisfy your fantasy..

Or...ask your family members and take advantage of their social connections(if they have got any)to get you one? Is that possible in Lebanon? It may be possible in the Middle East...But it depends on your family members...

-but, even so, you may don't want to use this way, you may perfer to be independent...And as you said, you are liberal and leftist on these things.. :wink:

Or...work harder and harder in order to be successful, therefore you can choose from the most beautiful ones....?

-O, it may sound far too materialistic to you...In my impression, you even hate materialistic view...therefore how can you actually do....I should never forget that you are a young, emotional idealist....

There are always many many ways. But you perhaps would never use them....for I am afraid that most of them may fail your criteria...:roll:

However, If it is not serious....

I would not be in the mood to continue this, as it is wasting my time, bye.(Partly your style) :tongue: :salut:


So the beautiful ones are more...'expensive'?

I am not idealist, but me being non-idealist doesn't mean that I should like materialists.



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24 Jul 2011, 10:56 am

sagan wrote:
Get the ugliest one, not such a bad idea... They are always nicer anyways, they feel they have to make up for looks. Thats why hot girls are so mean, they can get away with it.. Anyways looks quickly change. No one really ages nicely.. (I should take my own advice, Im sooo superficial, love hot men. =)


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24 Jul 2011, 12:03 pm

anna-banana wrote:
sagan wrote:
Get the ugliest one, not such a bad idea... They are always nicer anyways, they feel they have to make up for looks. Thats why hot girls are so mean, they can get away with it.. Anyways looks quickly change. No one really ages nicely.. (I should take my own advice, Im sooo superficial, love hot men. =)


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They should use that in hyperbaric tent advertisements.


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24 Jul 2011, 3:30 pm

There is an explanation for that:

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