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20 Jul 2011, 1:05 pm

...and other taken men.

Those are tips/advices I heard between men in real life.

They're more BS and horrible than absurd really, but anyways here we go (better to bring your air refreshers):


- Once you can make her naked, she'll be totally obedient to you.
- You should always mistreat her from time to time. (old, bad boy theory)
- Once she keeps nagging, I just slap her (said in the same conversation of the above "tip").
- Virgins are better marriage material. (old one, I know)
- Lie, sometimes you should lie.
- Pretty girls are only good as gfs, average to ugly girls as wives.
- Sex is the most important thing of any relationship.
- Never commit with older girls, only commit with a younger girl,preferably around 19s, so you can 'raise' her the way you want. (new!!)
- Never date the ugliest woman at the workplace because no other woman there would date you later. (new!!)


I ll keep this list updated with more bs. It's gonna get stinkier. Image



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20 Jul 2011, 1:16 pm

A true one is that ugly women often think they deserve a super good looking guy.



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20 Jul 2011, 1:18 pm

Venger wrote:
A true one is that ugly women often think they deserve a super good looking guy.


like men don't



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20 Jul 2011, 1:19 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
- Once you can make her naked, she'll be totally obedient to you.


Teehee.



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20 Jul 2011, 1:20 pm

I deserve Scarlett Johansson Image



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20 Jul 2011, 1:21 pm

emlion wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
- Once you can make her naked, she'll be totally obedient to you.


Teehee.


No, he has to be good in the sack, too. Then it's *totally* true!



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20 Jul 2011, 1:21 pm

things like this that have made me lose my belief in humanity.



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20 Jul 2011, 1:22 pm

mv wrote:
emlion wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
- Once you can make her naked, she'll be totally obedient to you.


Teehee.


No, he has to be good in the sack, too. Then it's *totally* true!


No, no. You just don't untie her once you've got her naked, then she has no choice but be obedient.



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20 Jul 2011, 1:25 pm

mv wrote:
emlion wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
- Once you can make her naked, she'll be totally obedient to you.


Teehee.


No, he has to be good in the sack, too. Then it's *totally* true!


Well, the obedient here in the complete context (I didn't write the whole long conversation) meant as becoming obedient to him about everything in life, not only when it comes to bed.



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20 Jul 2011, 1:28 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
mv wrote:
emlion wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
- Once you can make her naked, she'll be totally obedient to you.


Teehee.


No, he has to be good in the sack, too. Then it's *totally* true!


Well, the obedient here in the complete context (I didn't write the whole long conversation) meant as becoming obedient to him about everything in life, not only when it comes to bed.


Nope, I got that. :wink: 8)



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20 Jul 2011, 8:13 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
...and other taken men.

Those are tips/advices I heard between men in real life.

They're more BS and horrible than absurd really, but anyways here we go (better to bring your air refreshers):

- Once you can make her naked, she'll be totally obedient to you.
- You should always mistreat her from time to time. (old, bad boy theory)
- Once she keeps nagging, I just slap her (said in the same conversation of the above "tip").
- Virgins are better marriage material. (old one, I know)
- Lie, sometimes you should lie.
- Pretty girls are only good as gfs, average to ugly girls as wives.
- Sex is the most important thing of any relationship.
- Never commit with older girls, only commit with a younger girl,preferably around 19s, so you can 'raise' her the way you want. (new!!)
- Never date the ugliest woman at the workplace because no other woman there would date you later. (new!!)


I ll keep this list updated with more bs. It's gonna get stinkier. Image



I have heard about any of them.. :wink: Even the new one...

In theory, agree...In practise, it varies from person to person...

:cheers: :tongue: :bounce: :shaking2: :shaking:

What is BS..apart from this I don't know, I agree anything in this sentence...

How fascinating(sarcasm)...I have heard about these from married women, as 'thus is how men think'...

I can smell some typical, old oriental things from it...



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21 Jul 2011, 11:01 am

^ BS = a term which is too vulgar to you.



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21 Jul 2011, 11:30 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
...and

- Lie, sometimes you should lie.
- Never date the ugliest woman at the workplace because no other woman there would date you later. (new!!)


I ll keep this list updated with more bs. It's gonna get stinkier. Image


These two are rather true. They aren't true enough to be 'rules', but I've seen evidence to support them.

Does it have to be women only though? Here's one:

Ugly people are better in bed.



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21 Jul 2011, 12:45 pm

And why the "- Never date the ugliest woman at the workplace because no other woman there would date you later. (new!!) " would be true.


Is an unattractive woman decreases the man's attractive she's out with and makes him less desirable?

Or do other women assume that since he went with the least attractive girl then he's desperate hence less attractive?

Tell us about the evidence.



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21 Jul 2011, 1:21 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
And why the "- Never date the ugliest woman at the workplace because no other woman there would date you later. (new!!) " would be true.


Is an unattractive woman decreases the man's attractive she's out with and makes him less desirable?

Or do other women assume that since he went with the least attractive girl then he's desperate hence less attractive?

Tell us about the evidence.


Just one of my early social blunders. Afterword, I decided that some women see it as a competition. They don't want to compete for someone with a girl that they think is obviously below them in attractiveness. They equate the male with their partner and decide that they must be out of the league of the man who would consider seeing someone they consider to be inferior to them.

Not always the case, but when I was in college I made out with a girl with a rather spotty reputation publicly (while drunk at a birthday party) and noticed that no one who knew about that would consider me for a date - to include a couple of people who had previously flirted with me and one who had outright propositioned me...



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21 Jul 2011, 2:24 pm

K-R-X wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
...and

- Lie, sometimes you should lie.
- Never date the ugliest woman at the workplace because no other woman there would date you later. (new!!)


I ll keep this list updated with more bs. It's gonna get stinkier. Image


These two are rather true. They aren't true enough to be 'rules', but I've seen evidence to support them.



dating in a workplace is a bad idea in general. I imagine most women wouldn't date an office player regardless of the esthetic quality of the women he's dated ;)


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