If I were a girl...

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25 Jul 2011, 10:05 pm

I'd be so much sexier because vaginas automatically make one sexy.

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25 Jul 2011, 10:10 pm

Interesting hypothesis. So that means this is sexy?

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25 Jul 2011, 10:23 pm

If I were a boy... I'd have a penis. Then I could do penis things with it.

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25 Jul 2011, 10:48 pm

Never found the vagina especially sexy myself, it always reminds me of chopped up meat.

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25 Jul 2011, 11:10 pm

Graelwyn wrote:

Never found the vagina especially sexy myself, it always reminds me of chopped up meat.

It definitely doesn't look sexy, but it increases the possessor's sex appeal. It's kind of like being fat, it doesn't look sexy but it increases the average eskimo's sex appeal (to other eskimos).

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25 Jul 2011, 11:13 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

If I were a boy... I'd have a penis. Then I could do penis things with it.

That sounds comically Freudian. :lol:

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25 Jul 2011, 11:40 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

If I were a boy... I'd have a penis. Then I could do penis things with it.

Writing your name in the snow is way over-rated. I should know, because I have a penis, and I grew up in snow country.

But if I were a girl, I'd have a vagina, and I could get as many penises as I wanted, and then some!

:wink:

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25 Jul 2011, 11:55 pm

If I were a girl I would wear frilly wide-brim hats with bad-ass flowers & feathers, and line my eyes with dark green, and paint my cheeks blue, and wear loose sleeves ...

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26 Jul 2011, 12:01 am

Fnord wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

If I were a boy... I'd have a penis. Then I could do penis things with it.

I don't like snow anyway. I was thinking more along the lines of testing that nugget of wisdom "Don't pee on the electric fence".

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26 Jul 2011, 2:08 am

If I was girl I most probably be married to a egghead. Most likely already have one or two kids.

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26 Jul 2011, 4:36 am

Vaginas are annoying!

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26 Jul 2011, 7:29 am

if i had a penis i would be politically, economically, socially, and culturally powerful. i'd get to pick and choose which groups i want to grace with ''rights''.

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