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06 Apr 2009, 12:19 am

Be creative. :)


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06 Apr 2009, 12:20 am

to the bathroom



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06 Apr 2009, 12:24 am

The bathroom seems like too popular a place for the worst place to have a date. I've seen people f*****g in the bathrooms in my dorm.


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06 Apr 2009, 12:26 am

Walmart. :lol:


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06 Apr 2009, 12:27 am

How about a mortuary? :D


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06 Apr 2009, 12:27 am

The zoo. "Eww, he's gonna take you to meet his mum already!"



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06 Apr 2009, 12:27 am

jawbrodt wrote:
Walmart.


Definitely not good. There might be romantic things in some aisles, though.

Social_Fantom wrote:
Mortuary


If they're not into that.

Cyberman wrote:
The zoo


Might work for animal lovers, though.


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06 Apr 2009, 12:33 am

jawbrodt wrote:
Walmart. :lol:

I tried that with 3 different girls so far. To my understanding its not a good or bad place to go.

Now a bad place would be a dinner down the road from the sewer treatment plant when the wind is blowing the right way.



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06 Apr 2009, 12:38 am

For a first date: your bed. :lol:

Blindfold her, take her to your room, sit her down, artfully arrange condoms on the bedspread, then unblindfold her and ask her which one she'd prefer.


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06 Apr 2009, 12:44 am

An abbatoir.


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06 Apr 2009, 12:46 am

McDonalds...



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06 Apr 2009, 12:49 am

A nursing home?


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06 Apr 2009, 1:15 am

A landfill


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06 Apr 2009, 1:25 am

In your parent's basement.


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06 Apr 2009, 2:07 am

Your kitchen, after making the remark that you would like her to help you by washing pots and pans.


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06 Apr 2009, 2:20 am

How about a schedule-conflict?
I could, hypothetically, invite a girl to come with me to grab takeout so we can eat on campus, and then time it so that we arrive just in time for my meetings with my senior project team, and try to continue with the "date" and do work for the team at the same time: just continue eating in fancy attire right at the lab computers. :lol: That would be like killing two birds with one stone: Tick off my GF (who I don't have yet) AND my senior project team. :P


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