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04 Aug 2011, 3:03 pm

...evil plan!

It's easy.

Just become officially my girlfriend!!

And the more gorgeous you are, the faster famous you can become!! (because the more the beauty difference between us is bigger, the more likely the plan would succeed).

The newspapers would flash with titles like : "A model-like gorgeous blonde found love in a hairy shorty mid-eastern typical geek with crooked teeth!!" or "Boo's inspirational story' or "1 Mermaid, 1 virgin aspie".

We can take sexy lovely poses together, and together we can invade the internet and the media and become an legendary example of a "non-shallow" love story.

I become famous, you become famous , and everyone is happy! We can then later break up after gaining enough fame.

Let's get to business now (I am already taking topless pics of myself).

So who wants to apply?

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04 Aug 2011, 3:32 pm

I dunno if I'm beautiful, and I pine more for being infamous than famous.

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04 Aug 2011, 3:34 pm

^ how pity, you could do well.

Next.

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04 Aug 2011, 3:37 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Next.

ROFL!

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04 Aug 2011, 3:58 pm

I think this plan would work even better if you start dating a very attractive guy. The fame seems practically guaranteed.

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04 Aug 2011, 3:59 pm

... or she could just do the Rebecca Black gig...

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04 Aug 2011, 4:03 pm

Dantac wrote:

... or she could just do the Rebecca Black gig...

oh god there's no need for more than 1 Rebecca Black in the world.

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04 Aug 2011, 4:04 pm

Trigas wrote:

Dantac wrote:

... or she could just do the Rebecca Black gig...

oh god there's no need for more than 1 Rebecca Black in the world.

There's no need for her...

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04 Aug 2011, 4:07 pm

Artros wrote:

I think this plan would work even better if you start dating a very attractive guy. The fame seems practically guaranteed.

A gay couple with imbalanced beauty? nahh....we need the conservatives' support too.

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04 Aug 2011, 4:15 pm

A 4 foot 10 unattractive girl dating a 6 foot 8 attractive guy would spark public interest.

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04 Aug 2011, 4:24 pm

hale_bopp wrote:

A 4 foot 10 unattractive girl dating a 6 foot 8 attractive guy would spark public interest.

Yea, but I am not a 4 foot 10 unattractive girl.

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04 Aug 2011, 4:50 pm

Sorry, I am not blond. :wink:

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04 Aug 2011, 4:53 pm

^ wait! blond isn't a requirement!

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04 Aug 2011, 8:40 pm

Ever since Hitler, people have concluded blondes are the most beautiful. Some things never change.

I am a natural blonde by the way and my hair changed color but I despise the cookie cutter descriptions dished out in regards to beauty.

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04 Aug 2011, 10:00 pm

I haven't even had my first period yet. My PE coach said guys start later than girls, but I'm still waiting at 29.

I'll never have beautiful bosoms.

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04 Aug 2011, 10:29 pm

CaptainTrips222 wrote:

I haven't even had my first period yet.

Not surprising, since guys generally don't have periods.

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