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21 Sep 2011, 1:36 pm

I am doing a crusade against the Paulo Coelho girls on okcupid, especially the dominant Alchemist subspecies, which makes up about 90% of the Homo-Coelhoeins anyways.

(I always had the feeling that The Alchemist's fan people don't actually read).

I trolled yesterday a local girl (Who has The Alchemist as fav book on her profile, and nothing else) there and sent her a message "Have a break, have a kit kat" by Paulo Coelho --> yea, just that.

She replied "Who stole my kit kat?"

So what's your experience with this Online species? Do you think they're gonna breed a lot and entirely dominate the Internet, FB, Dating sites, and the WP stronghold soon enough?

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21 Sep 2011, 1:44 pm

I've read the Alchemist, and i thought it was ok.
I don't get the kit kat thing though.

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21 Sep 2011, 1:45 pm

maquaii wrote:

I don't get the kit kat thing though.

Omg, the invasion has already begun....

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21 Sep 2011, 1:52 pm

I take it you have difficulties explaining?

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21 Sep 2011, 1:55 pm

I have a feeling I'm going to regret this but...

WTFH are you blabbering on about this time, Boo?

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21 Sep 2011, 1:56 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

WTFH are you blabbering on about this time, Boo?

this.

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21 Sep 2011, 2:00 pm

I never even heard of this guy or his book, and I read a ton.

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21 Sep 2011, 2:22 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

I have a feeling I'm going to regret this but...

WTFH are you blabbering on about this time, Boo?

**Searching for a new facepalm pic**

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21 Sep 2011, 2:39 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

I have a feeling I'm going to regret this but...

WTFH are you blabbering on about this time, Boo?

hahaha... dammit where's the Like button on this thing?

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21 Sep 2011, 2:58 pm

emlion wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

WTFH are you blabbering on about this time, Boo?

this.

Thirded!
I'm getting some confused tale about alchemists and kitkats and girls, but these three parts do not wish to merge...

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21 Sep 2011, 3:28 pm

Thom_Fuleri wrote:

emlion wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

WTFH are you blabbering on about this time, Boo?

this.

Thirded!
I'm getting some confused tale about alchemists and kitkats and girls, but these three parts do not wish to merge...

Fourthed!

Since it's the thread trend!

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21 Sep 2011, 4:07 pm

I suddenly want a kit kat. I blame you, Boo.

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21 Sep 2011, 4:30 pm

Btw, in case if some were wondering what I was talking in the OP, she was referring to the book "Who moved my cheese?" (which makes her joke MEH!!) , another crap hype, its fan readers must be the corporate-dwelling subspecies of Homo-Coelhoeins.

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21 Sep 2011, 4:32 pm

Oh goodie! Moar gibberish!

... damn I need a better hobby.

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21 Sep 2011, 4:42 pm

'oH SoH yajtaHghach jIH DaH

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21 Sep 2011, 5:11 pm

Some research needed, methinks. First,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alchemist_%28novel%29

Nope, still confused. It sounds awful though.

http://www.books-summary.com/classics/t ... emist.html

Quote:

The Alchemist is a very inspiring book about ‘Chasing your Dreams’. It is a book for those who have big dreams and high ambitions and also for those who are afraid to dream ’Big’. It is the story of a shepherd who gets a recurring dream about a treasure near the pyramids and sets out to find it.
(...)
This book says that if one follows one’s heart and strives to makes his dreams come true then ‘ the whole universe will conspire to make it happen’.

Riiiight. One of those. Because all you need to do is dream big enough and it will happen. Just look at these examples (cough cough confirmation bias cough)...

"Who Stole My Cheese?" keeps pointing me back to a book called "Who Moved My Cheese?" which I "stole" from Borders a long time back (that is, I read the whole thing in my Johnny Five "input!" fashion within twenty minutes and walked out with a copy inside my head). It was a fun little book.

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