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Do you tell your friends you have AS?
Always 5%  5%  [ 6 ]
Always 5%  5%  [ 6 ]
Depends on the friend 29%  29%  [ 33 ]
Depends on the friend 29%  29%  [ 33 ]
No way Jose! 12%  12%  [ 13 ]
No way Jose! 12%  12%  [ 13 ]
My condition is common knowledge 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
My condition is common knowledge 4%  4%  [ 4 ]
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TyroneShoelaces
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25 Jun 2004, 1:05 am

8O Hi There!

I'm looking to meet someone who is approximately 3'9 feet tall, bald, 400 pounds, of indiscernible gender, with a killer smile. All who apply should be familiar with page 232 of the Kama Sutra, possess a pleasant manner with animals, and experience in belching the Welsh National Hymn in both Esperanto and/or Swahili.

If you feel you meet the outlined criteria, please contact me so that I might alert the national guard.

Best of luck to all applicants :lol:

Jo King [Acting Vice-President, I.M Silly Incorporated]. :lol:



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25 Jun 2004, 2:40 am

LMAO! That's great :lol:

Of course, I'm not as particular in my tastes.



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25 Jun 2004, 11:27 am

ROFL, thats funny!


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25 Jun 2004, 3:49 pm

Very cute but be careful. I happen to be of Russian heritage, well actually Estonian but that is close enough.

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25 Jun 2004, 4:55 pm

I love Russian folk music a lot, for some odd reason. I've downloaded a lot of it and enjoy it.



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25 Jun 2004, 10:41 pm

Hiya Mir

Good point regarding the Russian issue! I have Eastern European ancestry too, but you are right; I don't want to offend a true-blue Russian. Sincere apologies for any offense - I assure you it was purely unintentional.

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27 Jun 2004, 2:09 pm

TyroneShoelaces wrote:
8O Hi There!

I'm looking to meet someone who is approximately 3'9 feet tall, bald, 400 pounds, of indiscernible gender, with a killer smile. All who apply should be familiar with page 232 of the Kama Sutra, possess a pleasant manner with animals, and experience in belching the Welsh National Hymn in both Esperanto and/or Swahili.

If you feel you meet the outlined criteria, please contact me so that I might alert the national guard.

Best of luck to all applicants :lol:

Jo King [Acting Vice-President, I.M Silly Incorporated]. :lol:


I don't know of anybody like that, personally. But if I meet anybody with that criteria, I'll post again on here.

:lol: LOLROFL :lol:



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06 Jul 2004, 10:22 pm

***UPDATE***

My partner Isabella [Frank on Tuesdays and Saturdays after 7pm] have been together now for 3 days. I never knew a man/woman could be so perfect! What's more is that it turns out we are related - he is my grandma as a matter a fact! Its all thanks to www.wrongplanet.net
Before Monday, I would never have thought I'd find someone else with the skill to flatulate in 4 languages and to be perpetually sodden [although he or she has never taken a bath].

I wish you all the luck in the world.

P.S. My Grandad is single!! !! !



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07 Jul 2004, 12:25 pm

TyroneShoelaces wrote:
***UPDATE***

My partner Isabella [Frank on Tuesdays and Saturdays after 7pm] have been together now for 3 days. I never knew a man/woman could be so perfect! What's more is that it turns out we are related - he is my grandma as a matter a fact! Its all thanks to www.wrongplanet.net
Before Monday, I would never have thought I'd find someone else with the skill to flatulate in 4 languages and to be perpetually sodden [although he or she has never taken a bath].

I wish you all the luck in the world.

P.S. My Grandad is single!! !! !


LOL! (again)



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05 Nov 2004, 8:20 pm

:lol:
You and I have got to do a script sometime....brilliant mate.... :lol:



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22 Mar 2012, 9:56 pm

Hello, is this thing on? ok good anyways i wanted to give a little heads up that i am making this up

by saying a microphone is in front of me as i speak.



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22 Mar 2012, 10:25 pm

NECRO NECRO NECRO!! !


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